Analysis:
LENGTH - 9, Stopped the clock a little past the 15 minute mark.  Experience seemed to last a little longer.
ACTORS - 9½, Energy levels are way up in comparison to just a few years ago, which is the Haunted Network style.
SCARINESS - 9+, Substantially scarier than ever before.  Obviously, horror film reenactments have been done previously, but never quite like this.  The structures are precise replicas from the films themselves, right down to their meticulous detailing.  Characters too look as though they stepped directly off the set.  Multiple surprises go without saying.  Soundtrack could be a little louder in spots, and the finish isn't strong enough.  Rabid cast will tear you to shreads!
DESIGN - 9½, Considerably different this season, with pleasant abandonment of the industrial theme taking place as the haunt progresses.  Retaining the maze entrance to the museum housed queue line is appropriate, and relating those scenes to realistic recreations in the haunt itself is a nice touch, and exemplifies great creative effort on the part of the new (as of '06) owners.  Surprise of the year is awesomely impressive, and a credit to their ingenuity!  The finish lacks an exhilarating climax.
PROPS - 9½, Lots of animated mechanical scares.  Surprise of the year is by far the best.  Movie scene structures are equally as impressive.
VALUE - 9+, $17on it's own makes it one of the highest priced attractions around, but includes Dementions as an added bonus, so not all that unreasonable.  Take advantage of the combo ticket, or coupon whenever possible.
RATING:  9½, Refreshingly different, and containing numerous surprises you're unlikely to experience anyplace else.  One can only imagine where they go from here, as The Mother of all Haunts is about to blast the shot heard round the world... or at least througho
ut the industry.  Ohio Valley Haunts has never awarded a perfect 10, but if the 2008 season began tomorrow, we wouldn't be surprised if history were made here!   If you've soured on Industrial Nightmare from past experiences, give it another shot.  You won't be disappointed!

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 9, 15 minutes plus. 
ACTORS - 9+, A little slow early on, but great intensity and uniqueness from Saw on.  Chainsaw madmen are aggressively relentless, making it seem like there's a dozen or so of 'em!
SCARINESS - 9+, Scenes are appallingly fearsome, in a sick, demented way.  Accompanying soundtrack is loud, and compliments the various abominations perfectly. 
DESIGN - 9½, Moved out of the basement to its new home neighboring Industrial Nightmare.  Completely redone, with newer, ghastlier scenes, and many more characters than ever before.
PROPS - 9+, Good mix of static and mechanical props.  Elevator and MAJOR surprises stand above the rest. 
VALUE - 10, Included free of charge with paid admission to Industrial Nightmare. 
RATING:  9+, Great compliment to the Industrial Nightmare complex.  Very aptly named, as the horrors presented here are, in a word Demented! 

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 10, Upwards of 30 minutes, and easily longer depending on how lucky you are navigating the mazes.  One group reported being "in there" for 45 minutes!
ACTORS - 9, Not many in Pitch Black, but not totally fair to hold that tremendously against them since its an extended elaboration of the dark maze concept.  Cage Maze fiends are simply out of this world, and the ranting, taunting lunatic outshines them all!
SCARINESS - 9+, It's your own emotions that provide most of the scares.  The characters, mazes, and sounds just help them along. 
DESIGN - 9½, Completely redone, and only one way out of Pitch Black!  Cage Maze seemed a little foggier last year.  Can't get much better than this though, but trust me, they will!
PROPS - N/A, They're mazes, thus contain few props by design. 
VALUE - 8, A bit on the expensive side at $15, unless you look at it from the standpoint of two separate attractions (Pitch Black and Cage Maze), and a $3 price increase from '06.  Take advantage of the coupon or combo ticket if you can.
RATING:  9, A long, unique attraction, designed and brought to you by the one and only Haunted Network - as if I had to tell you!

Analysis:
LENGTH – 10, Over 30 minutes!
ACTORS – 9+, Well-hidden, and aggressive in nature.  Subtlety of whispered scares is most unnerving.  Good use of make-up, and a greater density of characters in the cellblock areas that play perfectly off the numerous distractions.  Do miss the cry of “Vampires!” echoing and reverberating off those sky-high ceilings throughout the cellblocks present one year ago.
SCARINESS – 10, The customary assault on the senses we’ve come to expect, and like unto no other!  Arguably the most legitimately intimidating facility in the business, its authenticity plays enormously toward that achievement.  Loudest sounds, shrieking alarms, and the creepiest music you'll find in any haunted house. 
DESIGN – 9½, The expedition encompasses a much larger area of the structure itself, including various levels, multiple wings of cellblocks, and even the dungy, old basement.  Scenes are vastly intensified, and much more developed in comparison to past renditions.  Abandoned office settings have been replaced by much more frightening counterparts, and while Clowns, Michael or Jason ordinarily might not fit the environment, this year's exposé allows them to take part.  The haunt’s theme is changed each and every year, while retaining its scary motif.
PROPS – 9, The best to date featuring scenes, more frightening in nature, and complimented by the most animatronics ever exhibited on the site.  Addition of some of the year’s best technological advances helps the cause. 
VALUE – 9½ Cost of admission is up a dollar this year, and $2 over the course of the past two seasons, but the duration is longer, and consists of more scares than ever before.
RATING – 9½ , The Prison is the best it’s ever been!  Making its strongest bid ever for our coveted HAUNT OF THE YEAR Award, this place will absolutely make your skin crawl via masterful exploitation of your nerves!  We’d suggest arriving early, as lines are reflective of the quality of the attraction. They’re waiting just for you… They roam the halls and cells of The Prison – this Hell on Earth.  They’re forever a part of the walls, the shadows, the very essence of this horrific place. They walk with you, beside you, behind you and whisper in your ear. They’ll take the form of your fear, your phobia, your nightmares. They know what scares you…  The Night THEY came home… Only at The Ohio State Reformatory Haunted Prison Experience!

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 9, Right on 20 minutes.
ACTORS - 10, Quite a bit of aggressive intensity from continues grabbing, hands reaching out towards your face, and the numerous weapons arming much of the crew.  Chainsaw lunatics actually rubbing their gas guzzling noisemakers up against you is beyond comparison! 
SCARINESS - 9½, Numerous distractions provided by a boat load of animated props, perfectly capitalized upon by the energetic cast.  Very little in the form traditionally spooky music, but the soundtrack is designed to compliment the intense nature of the haunt, which it accomplishes dramatically. 
DESIGN - 9½, Major surprises are new, but otherwise similar to last year.  Cabin and other authentic structures are outstanding. Clown confinement has been eliminated, thereby reducing the possibility of groups bunching together.  That still occurs as a result of the surprise entrapment, but it’s near the release into the maze finish, which is intentionally chaotic anyway given the dead ends, and vicious monsters it contains.  The maze itself isn't all that difficult, but is created that way in order to assist crowd flow, and still provides numerous opportunities for "too close for comfort" confrontations with more of the attraction's savages.   Mechanical props provide plenty of scares, which set up the large cast of dejected actors, who are well concealed and anxious to pounce!  The only negative results from the popularity of the venue itself, which attracts long, early arriving lines, which in turn increases group size, thus dampening the experience. 
PROPS - 9½, An overwhelming number of animated scares, some of which could possibly be missed by larger groups.  Once they get you inside, someone, or someTHING is interacting with you practically throughout.  A few noticeable eliminations (animated gravesite skeleton beginning, and Impaler), and none of the season's newest technological advances have taken their place, which allows the pursuing competition to close the gap a bit.
VALUE - 9½, A little on the expensive side, and a parking surcharge, but no increase from a season ago, and quite possibly the best haunted attraction around.
RATING:  9½, The most action packed adventure in the state of Ohio, featuring impressive animatronics, and some of the most highly motivated characters around.  This powerful combination makes for an absolutly overwhelming experience that’s not to be missed!  Ohio Valley Haunts’ 2006 HAUNT OF THE YEAR picks up right where it left off last season!  Get to Dead Acres for the haunted house experience of a lifetime!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 9, slightly more than 15 minutes.
ACTORS - 10, As is customary, all characters are aggressively intense and covered with blood!  The most threatening crew in the business is most convincing in making you believe they're really going to kill you!  Few haunts even begin to compete with the Haunted Network brand
SCARINESS - 9½, Numerous surprises and intimidating, "in your face" acting sends chills up your spine. 
DESIGN - 9+, Several alterations are on tap for '07.  Change is good, but occasionally results in the loss of favorite "trademark" scenes, which is the case this year, with elimination of the multiple surprise bedroom incident.  Continued attention to the outdoor maze is evident, with the introduction of the "double MAJOR surprise" that you'll have to see for yourself.  Blinding fog adds to the maze entrapment, and increases the fear induced by the chainsaw madmen.  Excellent complimentary sounds, although a few areas seem a little quieter than usual (deafening alarm accompanying maze electrocution present one year ago was a conspicuous absence).
PROPS - 9½, Numerous animatronics delivering the best timed scares in the business, perfectly setting up the cast of overzealous killers.  However, they did seem slightly fewer in number with the loss of the bedroom scene, and blood squirting corpse, as well as opening and closing kitchen cabinet doors had also been removed, or were malfunctioning. 
VALUE - 9, $15 ($2 coupon valid on Thursdays and Sundays).  Up a dollar from '06, but some of the most intense scares around!
RATING:  9½, Never a dull moment at The Hotel!  Additions to the outdoor maze are outstanding, and group size is kept to a minimum in order to insure that everyone gets to experience all the surprises equally.  This perennial HAUNT OF THE YEAR contender once again stamps its patented brand of intensity and excellence on the haunted house industry for all to see.  Plan a visit to Louisville and check into The Haunted Hotel.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 10, 30 minutes, and possibly more depending on the amount of time required to complete the various entrapments.
ACTORS - 9+, Just a tremendous job by the entire cast, featuring energetically loud screams, and interacting dialogue throughout.  Adding the dimension of touch makes the experience that much more realistic.  Actually being contacted by some of the characters totally destroys one's already frail sense of stability.  Increased aggressiveness in the right spots could raise the score even higher, although they'd have to be careful not to go overboard when nudging someone in order not to offend, or provoke a retaliatory response.  Devil is by far the best. 
SCARINESS - 9+, Quite an intense atmosphere in a legitimately spooky environment.  Bewildering strobes; loud, frightening music, sounds, and screams; agitated creatures, and subtle touching, combine to assault all your senses.
DESIGN - 9½, Lengthy, dark, and genuinely scary, except for one failed attempt at humor (selling body parts for $1.99/lb) that seems to be the downfall of more and more otherwise frightening attractions.  Queue line activities are a nice addition.  Particularly like the maze that repeatedly results in multiple confrontations with possibly the best climax in the business - that ungodly encounter with Satan The Devil. 
PROPS - 9, Cemeteries are magnificent with a nice compliment of animatronics.  Use of fire is most effective, and realistically impressive.
VALUE - 9+, A $1 price increase from a year ago, raises the cost of admission to $9 with their website coupon.  For that investment, you're treated to one of the region's finest haunts.
RATING:  9+, The Cave has become one of the best, most unique haunted attractions in the State of Ohio!  Introduction of some of this year's most impressive technological advances (shock walls, claustrophobia) could possibly solidify Lewisburg's Cave as our HAUNT OF THE YEAR!  If you plan on visiting only a handful of haunts this season, or haven't been there in a few years, don't miss The Haunted Cave!  Getting in is easy, getting out may KILL you!

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 9, Approaching 20 minutes 
ACTORS - 9½, Outstanding performances on the part of the entire crew!  Highly aggressive, loaded with dialogue filled interactions, and more make-up than ever before.  Arming more of them with noisemaking weapons could elevate this category to near perfection. 
SCARINESS - 9+, Quite intimidating throughout, courtesy of the numerous animated surprises, and believable, energetic characters.  Score impacted slightly by minor staff use of a flashlight inside the blackened maze. 
DESIGN - 9+, Challenging maze, authentic structures, and some downright terrifying scenes.  Return of the ghosts flying about the cemetery is fantastic!  Anxiety inducing maze would be even better without the occasional flashes of light.  Second maze is a great idea, as it reminds you of all the unpleasant experiences associated with the first go round!  These dark entanglements would be the perfect location for the addition of some of the newer, technological advances, like shock walls along a section of the first one, and “claustrophobia” which would work well in the second, since it’s a little shorter..
PROPS - 9+, Realistic décor, and great pneumatics provide infinite scares, and set the stage for hell-bent characters to exploit your fears.  A few of the newer, awe-inspiring animatronics would be a fabulous addition. 
VALUE - 10, Only $8 with the Scary Ohio coupon.  Although they charge $2 for parking, it benefits the Waynesville Police Explorers. 
RATING:  9+:, Annually one of the best haunts in the neighborhood, this year’s Spook Coop is the best it’s ever been, establishing itself among the annual HAUNT OF THE YEAR contenders!  Head on out to Waynesville for one of the most intensified attractions in the area! 

Analysis:
LENGTH - 8½, addition of the upstairs exploration extends the event to 15 minutes.
ACTORS - 9+, All were well hidden, and delivered frightening performances.  Horror characters bore striking resemblances to their infamous counterparts.  Dr. Frankenstein and Freddy deliver the best dialogue, Pinhead's voice is mysteriously amplified/distorted, Leatherface is the most aggressive, and Jason looks like he stepped right off the set! 
SCARINESS - 9, The authenticity of the various structures is remarkably believable.  Numerous startles originate not only from the energetic cast, but from the nice compliment of animated devices as well.  You wouldn’t think the western, cowboy themed beginning would be all that scary, but they make it work very well.
DESIGN - 9½, One of the most realistically designed haunts the industry has to offer.  The Theater setting and various movie scenes are constructed with authentic looking entrances, intricately detailed with actual doors that must be opened in order to progress from place to place.  Seeing the "smoke", and feeling the heat from the "flames" in Freddy's boiler room are indescribable!  Scenes are kept close together, with less frightening ones (Earl’s Outhouse and Bubba’s Barn) removed in favor of more powerful replacements (waterfall and big surprise)!  Theater does an outstanding job connecting the movie reenactments to remainder of the theme.  The only negative occurs early on, where you actually pass back by the noise and confusion of the queue line.  The course has been expanded this year to include a portion of the second floor.  Use caution on the stairs, as some are not all that well lit.
PROPS – 9½, Great original detailing throughout. Waterfall is quite dramatic.  Tesla coil is unique, and beyond comparison!
VALUE - 10, Less than $10 with their internet coupon earns you the right to enjoy one of the best, most realistic haunted attractions around.
RATING:  9+, Can't stress enough how well the various reconstructions lend realism to the scenes, thus making them even more frightening.  2007 marked only our second visit to Fear Fair, and it’s even better than last year!  This is an upper echelon attraction - a definite must see event, and legitimate HAUNT OF THE YEAR contender.  Don’t miss the ghosts of Frank, Simeon, William and John Reno exacting revenge in some of the most realistically unique scares the season has to offer, proudly displayed at Fear Fair!

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 8½, Approaching 15 minutes 
ACTORS - 9, Outstanding make-up creates some uniquely grotesque characters. A variety of characters, some really intense (arm eating hunchback, and cemetery ghoul restored to life), while a few others passed right on by nearly unnoticed.  Actually being touched or gently grabbed at by the cast is a great aspect, and adds a degree of legitimacy.  Loss of Grave Digger and Spider Boy are unfortunate.  Good riddance to Crazy Ernie selling casketd, but joking clowns are just as out of place in The Morgue as he was.  Warren's introduction is classic.
SCARINESS - 9½, Darkness gives way to chilling scenes that wreck havoc on your emotions.  Having the actors occasionally come in contact with you in order to instill additional fear is outstanding, and done in a tasteful way not to offend.  The Morgue setting is tremendous, and makes your skin crawl practically from the beginning.  Playful clowns are a detriment to the unnerving experience. 
DESIGN - 9½, The Morgue theme, along with the ever present feeling of death holds practically throughout, except for Diedra, mirror surprise, and clowns.  Not much has changed, and the course is practically the same as last year, with only a few minor alterations.  False finish is an unexptcted twist.
PROPS - 9½, Amazingly realistic décor, along with some nicely located animatronics.  Blood spewing forth from a “corpse” was eliminated and Spider Boy’s rails are still un place, but occupied by a skeleton.  Not much in the way of additions, and none of the year's latest technology.
VALUE - 9, $15 makes it one of the most expensive attractions around, but certainly a very intimidating scare. 
RATING:  9+, This former "HAUNT OF THE YEAR is still one of the most fear instilling experiences around!  Just entertaining the notion of entering into a Morgue is too much for some to handle.  What an ideal place for a scary Halloween attraction!  Folks are dying to get into The Baxter Avenue Morgue!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 9½, Just over 20 minutes.
ACTORS - 9, Great interaction and dialogue from much of the cast, although some of the characters are encountered on multiple occasions.  Don't think there's hardly enough since the course is one of the longer ones in existence, and some rooms and areas remain unoccupied.  Impressive make-up, and costuming creates unique "undead" crewmen.  Would like to see their aggressiveness pushed to the extreme by arming them with some noise making "weapons."  Freezer character, overhead Dangler, and Chainsaw madman are the most intense of the bunch.  Anna's dialogue is good, but delivery is weak, hillbilly girl doesn't belong,and clowns are playful, not evil, thus practically useless.
SCARINESS - 9+, Background music and assaulting sounds that accompany the vast array of surprises are fabulous.  The new surprises add an all new dimension to the condemned craft, which  itself provides an unsurpassed atmosphere with its cramped passageways, and authentic steamboat equipment (valves, pipes, boilers, etc.).
DESIGN - 9+, Huge and Extravagant surprises are most notable, and awesome additions to an already strong exhibition.  Transforming playful clowns into vicious, weapon toting "killers" would be a vast improvement, and set up an intensified, supplemented finish.  Groups were somewhat bunching together on a night of light attendance.
PROPS - 9½, Outstanding legitimate decor - always something to look at.  While there are some missed opportunities, numerous, well-timed animatronics provide unexpected startles, setting up plenty of chances for actors to feed off of and exploit to deliver scares. Inpaler and new surprises are most memorable.
VALUE - 9+, No price increase in comparison to '06.  Still, it's one of the more expensive attractions around, but one of the most prolific as well.  Visit on coupon days whenever possible.
RATING:  9+, Now in it's 16th year, USS Nightmare is ranked among the 13 best haunted attractions in the country by Hauntworld magazine.  You can't possibly see all it has to offer the first time through, so take advantage of the $5 re-entry offer, and be prepared to have the ship scared out of you!!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 9½, 20-25 mins.
ACTORS - 8½, Standouts are the bloodthirsty flesh-eater, the loony carrying the head, Slaughterhouse chainsaw maniac, and the brute with the blowtorch!  Could benefit from a bit more dialogue, and interaction with the group, as well as increased numbers early on.  Could also stand to be a bit more aggressive.
SCARINESS - 8½,  The natural darkness of the outdoors only adds to the typically foggy trail, which combines to provide ample hiding places for the various characters to unleash their terror.
DESIGN - 9, Completely made-over this year.  A little slow at the beginning, with a few dead spots, but once things get going, watch out!  Area 49 is a work unto itself.  The Horseman is perfectly placed, and a sight to behold!  Fantastic sounds and "mood music."  Rob Zombie, while most effective in building the climax, might be a bit overused elsewhere.
PROPS - 9+, Plenty of animatronics.  Area 49 is most impressive, and the Headless Horseman is classic!
VALUE - 10, A little pricey on it's own ($14), but $7.50 on the Killer Combo ticket for a lengthy trail?  Can't be beat!
RATING:  9. The feature attraction at LOI has been completely revamped, and showcases some of the most sophisticated props in existence.  Pay attention to the elaborate soundtrack as you make your way through.  You won't be disappointed!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 8, Between 10 and 15 mins.
ACTORS - 8½,  Numerous and impressive animatronics provide plenty of distractions, the deceptions from which allow the rabid actors to pounce on you at just the right time!  But, can't say any of the characters were nearly as memorable as their mechanical counterparts.  Need a few standouts to score higher.
SCARINESS - 9½, Tons and tons of well timed traditional, and technological scares!
DESIGN - 9½, OUTSTANDING!  Just wish it was a little longer!  Graveyard beginning leading up to the Estate is unsurpassed!  Once again, the audio track is second to none.  You can actually feel the wooden floor vibrate beneath your feet as it accompanies the sound of a beating heart!  Could stand a more climactic finish, but otherwise unbelievable!
PROPS - 9½,  From start to finish, just filled with overwhelming props and loads of animatronics!
VALUE -10, For $7.50 as part of the Killer Combo ticket, this haunt is the greatest bargain in town!
RATING:  9+,  This is what Halloween's all about!  It's scary, and action packed from start to finish.  Don't miss it!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 8,  10 to 15 mins.
ACTORS - 8½, Quite an enthusiastic bunch, but they don't quite compare to the elaborate animatronics.  Need to see some live mummies, with interacting dialogue in order to leave a more lasting impression.
SCARINESS - 8½, Many startles and unexpected things happening inside the tomb.  Fantastic sound effects, with dripping water being most unnerving and noticeable.
PROPS - 9, Plenty of astonishing animatronics on display - keep an out out overhead!
DESIGN - 8½, A little short, but action-packed for the most part while it lasts.  A few undeveloped areas exist where darkness combines with masterful audio enhancement to make your skin crawl! 
VALUE - 9½, Only $7.50 on the Killer Comboticket - well worth the price of admission!
RATING:  8½, Another intense, top-notch attraction at LOI.  Don't blink, or you'll miss something! 

Analysis:
LENGTH - 8, Around 10 mins. but can be much longer depending on the amount of time spent lost in the maze.
ACTORS - 8½, These actors have the most difficult job at LOI because they don't have the volume of expensive props at their disposal to rely on.  Much improved from a year ago.  Lots of intimidating, misleading Killers chuckling throughout..
SCARINESS - 8, More so if you dislike clowns.  The cage maze can easily become quite frustrating.
PROPS - 8, Not as exciting in comparison to the other 3 haunts.  Favorites are maze, spinning vortex, and a few surprises we choose not to give away!
DESIGN -8, Somewhat short, and nothing all that unexpected.  The Klowns are the stars of this show, and rightfully so.
VALUE - 9,  If you're going to skip one, this might be it.  But, still just $7.50 on the Killer Combo ticket, and many people are downright terrified of clowns.
RATING : 8, Easily the most improved of the 4 attractions at LOI.  The $30 combo ticket is unquestionably the way to go.

Overall Analysis:
Kudos to all the actors.  We don't envy their task of maintaining their enthusiasm while endlessly performing their entertaining tasks for so many people, and such extended periods of time.  The creation and development of a few more signature characters would elevate their score.  LOI maintains an extreme level of frightfulness throughout the differently themed attractions, utilizing unmatched animatronics that deliver excellently timed scares that perfectly set the stage for the actors to do their jobs.  A few of the haunts are a little on the short side, but bombard you with eye candy the whole time you're there.  $30 sounds like a lot, but only $7.50 per attraction as part of their Killer Combo package is a very reasonable amount considering the quality of scares to be had. 
OVERALL RATING  9+, The event achieves it's score by collectively gathering an impressive assembly of so many outstanding attractions located at the same venue. Thus, the LOI experience rates slightly higher in unison than some of its component haunts considered individually. Be sure to spend an evening this Halloween season at LOI.  Be afraid, be very afraid!
Note:  Parking proceeds benefit the Madison Music Boosters.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 9, More or less 20 minutes. 
ACTORS - 9, Interactive dialogue, and hideous laughter from fairly intense, original characters, and hardly any observable masks (except for werewolf), however a few were in costume alone, with little to no make-up.  Noticeably fewer in number, and slightly less aggressive in comparison to one year ago.   Repeatedly running into Charlie The Janitor terrorizing multiple areas of the basement is a plus, as is Damien's relocation, but unoccupied school bus, and loss of last year's standouts, like straightjacket schizo in the psych ward, and bloody kitchen worker, are not, especially since their toned down replacements are nowhere near as memorable.
SCARINESS - 9+, Startling, talkative characters, deceptive animatronics, spooky lighting, and a fantastic complimentary soundtrack throughout.  Downsizing and softening characters is a step in the wrong direction.  The house itself is more frightening than ever, but scare factor takes a slight hit as a result of diminished live performers.
DESIGN - 9½, No stone is left unturned, from the cemetery to the shoot-out, as scenes and rooms exhibit unsurpassed detailing.  Connecting corridors along the progression of rooms are short and equally as well decorated.  School theme has been extended throughout the basement.  Non-related scenes have been relocated, or entirely eliminated in favor of fresh, more relative ones, and the course has been lengthened. Prom Dance is quite elaborate and impressive, but somewhat anticlimactic.  "Huge surprise" and claustrophobic maze are tremendous additions, even though they may create a bottleneck of sorts.  At last!! The Janitor is in the basement!  GREAT!  And way overdue!  The "false ending" is unique, and a credit to their ingenuity, but would still like to see one final extreme encounter involving Charlie as the culminating climax.
PROPS - 9½, Good balance between those of technological and more traditional varieties.  Infinite scares provide clever distractions that serve to captivate the audience, and allow the various characters abundant opportunities on which to capitalize.  Would really benefit from a few high-end, impressive, "jaw-dropping" mechanical animatronics strategically located near the finish. 
VALUE - 9, Annually, among the elite haunted houses in the tri-state region, $12 seems like a fair rate by today's standards.  NOTE:  Discount coupon is valid only on specified dates.
RATING:  9+, The tradition continues as the '06 restoration exhibits continued expansion.  A reduction in the acting department workforce leaves a few areas without a signature character, while multiple encounters with The Janitor INSIDE the school is a welcomed addition.  When planning your Halloween activities, be sure to schedule a visit to Cincinnati's Frightful Favorite - the 'ebn sponsored icon known as THE DENT SCHOOLHOUSE!
NOTE:  Upon revisiting, bus is now occupied, and actors were noticeably more intense and comfortable in their roles.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 9½, In excess of 20 minutes.
ACTORS - 8, The weakest aspect of the haunt.  Could benefit from additional adult characters, and some dialogue, although the overall design is so entertaining, that it compensates tremendously for the deficiency of the cast to such an extent that the lack of intense acting is hardly missed.
SCARINESS - 9, Great soundtrack throughout.  Cramped corridors and challenging navigation gets downright intimidating at times.  Startling animatronics provide numerous unexpected surprises, while actually being placed inside coffins is an experience like no other.  Confrontations with more aggressive characters would raise the fright level even more.
DESIGN - 10, Methods of navigation are unequalled, featuring intimidating, barely manageable stairs, hallways, ramps, and numerous slides.  Slanted maze is one of a kind.  Might be able to add to the décor in places, but for the most part, every inch of space is utilized to its maximum potential, and every nook and cranny of the Castle is explored in one way or another.
PROPS – 9+, Coffins and slides are fantastic, and accompanied by a nice compliment of animatronics.  Replacing some of the reptilian scenes with more traditionally scary counterparts would be a bonus.  Supplementing them with some of the latest technology would also be an attribute.
VALUE – 10, Quite a bargain by today’s standards, especially as part of the combo ticket.
RATING:  9+, Sadly, the 2007 season closes the final chapter in the 28 year history of this really fun haunted house.  We can't overemphasize just how good and unique the design really is.  Development and construction is forcing the attraction to relocate down the street for 2008 and beyond in a brand new facility.  It's most popular features will surely be retained in the new building, but the authenticity can never be duplicated or replaced.  The spirit and charm of the original Castle will live forever in the hearts of all who ever visited perhaps the most entertaining haunted house of all time.  Be sure to grab a slice of delicious pizza, or a chili dog when visiting the new Haunted Castle, and pick up a souvenir from Lynn and Jerry in The Goblin Shop.  In Memorium:  HAUNTED CASTLE 1980 - 2007.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 10, 34 minutes, give or take a few minutes depending on your success with The Super Maze, or perhaps the lack thereof!
ACTORS - 7, Some unique characters, including one riding a dragon, but could still benefit from an increased workforce, some dialogue, and a little aggressiveness.
SCARINESS - 8, Fog provides quite a mysterious look to the woods, and accompanying sounds set a fabulous mood.  Additional confrontations with more threatening characters would elevate the score.
DESIGN - 8, A lengthy trail, but a bit sparse early on from a decoration standpoint.  Detailing picks up as the trail progresses, with some unusually unique scenes.  Mine and train are favorites.
PROPS - 8, Could stand to increase the density on the beginning sections of the trail.  Train is a nice addition since we last visited in ’05.
VALUE - 10, Can’t beat the price as part of the Castle combo ticket.
BLACK FOREST RATING:  8, The secondary attraction at the site serves as a nice compliment to the main event, and is certainly worth a look when visiting The Haunted Castle.

Overall Event Analysis: 
LENGTH - 10, Everyone's DYING to get in, and the fun lasts all night!  Unmatched from an entertainment perspective.
ACTORS - 8½, Costuming is first rate.  The characters are much more intense than in years past.  This amped-up atmosphere is most noticeable in Club Blood and Massacre Manor, and to a slightly lesser extent in Death Row and RedBeard's Revenge.  Maintaining this high energy level through numerous performances in front of thousands of patrons is a remarkable accomplishment.  A dominance of professional theatrical make-up creates numerous original monsters - overpoweringly bloody and gory in appearance, and not easily forgotten.  Masks in Red Beard's Revenge are almost equally as impressive.  Performers along the Trail, and in CarnEVIL aren’t as intense, and there aren’t enough in Tombstone Terror-tory to cover the dead spots.
SCARINESS - 9, The Park itself offers much more throughout than ever before - more decor, more monsters, and as a result more SCARES!  Excellent soundtracks and lighting compliment the haunts, making them that much more terrifying, and the use of fog is unsurpassed.  Notice the way it envelopes the entire Park while enjoying one of the Thrill Rides.
DESIGN - 9, The transformation from fun-filled amusement park, to demented Halloween Haunt is masterful.  Creepiness abounds, in a traditional Halloween sense, and each haunt, has its own unique theme.  Classical scares are delivered along the Trail of Terror, and in Massacre Manor, while more modern frights come from CarnEVIL.  Terror takes the form of a variety of creatures and characters, ranging from undead vampires to villainous convicts, evil clowns and vindictive pirates.  Tombstone Terror-tory is one of the weaker, most underutilized attractions, which is most unfortunate considering it spotlights the incomparable Miami Valley Railroad, a feature unavailable elsewhere.  Would like to see more focus on the train itself, perhaps in the form of an old-fashioned, or at least attempted hijacking, sabotage, zombies leaving their graves and roaming the tracks, thus stopping the train, then relentlessly pursuing riders back to RIVERTOWN, or something of the like.  The return of the Bravery/Chicken option to the Trail is a welcomed site.  Club Blood is cutting edge!
PROPS - 8, Some of the haunts themselves could be better detailed, especially Tombstone Terror-tory and Trail of Terror.  Bed levitation and body sawed in half inside Massacre Manor are most impressive.  Addition of impressive animatronics would be a major attribute. 
VALUE - 10, An entire evening of entertainment costs only $19.95 for Friday nights, and $24.95 on Saturdays when purchased online.  Saturday's ticket includes all day Park admission.
OVERALL RATING:  9, Massacre Manor and Club Blood are a notch or two above the rest. Death Row is quite intense, and Red Beard's Revenge makes a strong debut.  Trail of Terror, Tombstone Terror-tory and CarnEVIL remain the weakest links.  Even though it's the longest haunt at Kings Island duration wise, the Trail requires much more detailing in the sense of props, and many more characters in order to begin to compare with other area trails.  The train ride needs to become more the center of attention, as it's a shame to underutilize that locomotive and railroad in general with such an unadventurous walk back through the woods. CarnEVIL's clowns simply aren't nearly aggressive, or vicious enough.  Although individually, the haunts themselves aren't overwhelmingly impressive, the conjunctive event is arguably unequalled.  Elvira's back for another year, tolerance to self-inflicted pain is dementedly showcased in Torture Chamber, while a Broadway style stage dramatization entertains and horrifiess with hourly performances of  the racy Dead Awakening.  Nothing is off limits, as the dead run rampant at Halloween Haunt until 10/31/07.  Hours of operation have been extended in efforts to combat the lengthy lines that must be endured prior to gaining entrance to the haunted attractions, and provide additional opportunities for visitors to experience all the event has to offer on a single visit.  Friday nights, as well as early season dates are likely the best times to visit, as there'll be fewer BODIES in your way! 
WARNING:  Not recommended for young children! Halloween Haunt includes graphic scenes, suggestive themes and intense imagery that is intended for mature audiences.  For a more family-friendly event, please visit during daytime hours on Saturday's and Sundays for Nick or Treat, an attraction featuring pumpkin patches, magic shows, candy, and mch more, all designed for the little ones!

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 7½, Between 10 and 15 minutes. 
ACTORS - 9, Fantastic make-up resulting in the creation of some uniquely appalling characters.  Crew could stand to be a bit more aggressive.  Energy is high, screams are loud and frightening, but would benefit from some closer, more intimidating encounters.
SCARINESS - 9½, Traditionally spooky (and loud) soundtrack, "haunted" doors and shutters, etc., and tons of mechanical surprises have maximized their input.  Rest is up to the actors. 
DESIGN - 9, Meticulously decorated rooms - precisely what you'd expect to discover in a genuine haunted house!  Great while it lasts, just a little on the short side.  On the down side, nothing much has changed, and not too much has been added.  Pinhead finish is somewhat anticlimactic.
PROPS - 10, An overwhelming number of perfectly placed animatronics delivering plenty of face to face encounters, complimented by appropriately scary static décor.  Detailing of rooms is remarkable!  Timing was slightly off on a few of the pneumatics, while a couple of others were malfunctioning, or not working at all, but a handful out of hundreds is pretty impressive. 
VALUE - 9, Simply an awesome attraction, limited only by its short duration.
RATING:  9, One of the best Haunted Houses in existence ANYPLACE, showcasing state of the art technology, and fully accessible to the handicapped!  You owe it to yourself to experience Ghostly Manor live, and in person!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 9½, Easily over 20 minutes, and perhaps much longer depending on the various entrapments.
ACTORS - 9, Some of the most intimidating characters around - aggressive and downright hardcore!  Many converse with you, as opposed to simply yelling or growling.  Freddy, for example, demands to know where we're going as we pass through his boiler room, and another warns, "Time to die!" just as the walls of a corridor come crashing in on us.  Still a lot of masks, but more make-up than in years past.  Butler, butchers, Leatherface, and mad doctor are most memorable.
SCARINESS - 9, As intense as ever!  We questioned twenty or so patrons as they exited on the night of our visit, and each and every one told us "it was "good!"
DESIGN - 9, More Chambers, a longer path, and enhanced entrapments (doubling up on the room of doors) are among the improvements.  Passageways are extremely narrow and quite capable of inducing some claustrophobic anxiety!  Combine that with unsure footing (unevenness of the floors), and those relentless monsters, and it's pretty easy to suffer an emotional meltdown!
PROPS - 8½, Not a lot to look at through many of the hallways, but ceiling and wall surprises are the best you'll see.
VALUE - 9½, One of the most reasonably priced haunts around, yet one of the all-time best.  Very patron friendly at $9 per person.  Bring a can of food and receive a dollar discount, reducing the cost of admission to only $8!
RATING:  9, What The Chambers of Horror may lack in the extravagant prop department, they more than make up for in a traditional sense.  In a day and age where many haunts are relying more on expensive, technological methods of delivering surprises, these guys know how to scare you!  It all begins with the wait in the front foyer of The Chambers, and builds throughout.  They solicit your fears by playing on your emotions, and then masterfully exploit them to the fullest extreme.  If you're looking for an old-fashioned, affordable haunted house, here it is.  Ohio Valley Haunts encourages a trip to Middletown's Chambers of Horror. 

Analysis:
LENGTH - 9, Nearly 20 minutes.
ACTORS - 9, No shortage of characters as every room was occupied by various creatures, cleverly hidden in the darkness, and ready to pounce.  Good costuming and intensity, but not a great deal of dialogue, thus no one really stands out.  Introduction to the house would be so much more intimidating if the creatures had something interesting to say, rather than just point you in the right direction.  Some characters, clowns for example, seem misplaced at Waverly.
SCARINESS - 9½, The authenticity of the facility itself provides a remarkable atmosphere.  Soundtrack is loud, and most effective, while darkness takes its toll on the emotions. 
DESIGN - 8, Eliminating the guided tour segment from a year ago is a plus, and the course displays significant change, beginning in the grand lobby and extending to the end of the north wing.  Although the tour encompasses the morgue area, it's not capitalized upon, nor utilized for what it once was, and most people don't even know they're there. The bed levitation scene is outstanding, but other popular scenes have been replaced with less memorable ones, upstairs floors are left unexplored, and the overall length remains unchanged.  Gone are the wake service and cadaver/saw scenes, as well as the spark emitting electro-shock patient.  The rubber room incident is weaker, as the would be suicidal maniac no longer breaks free of his chains to surprise and attack. 
PROPS - 9, Comparable to years past.
VALUE - 7½, Awesome attraction, but $20 is an awful lot to pay for any 20 minute experience, and hurts the overall score.
RATING:  9, The Waverly Hills Sanatorium is a highly intense adventure located in an original structure that's just loaded with history.  Proclamations that it's really haunted only adds to the experience.  Look for the Sci-Fi Channel's Ghost Hunters Live broadcast from Waverly on Halloween night!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 8, Approaching 15 minutes depending on the various entrapments.
ACTORS - 10, Multiple encounters with a highly energetic group of characters, enriched with interacting dialogue.  Intimidating clowns latch onto you, and don't let up until the very end.  Their persistence is remarkable, and the fact that they'll actually touch you at times adds to the legitimacy of the experience.  Freddy doesn't really belong.
SCARINESS - 9, A most unnerving experience.  Fog and darkness are utilized to instill fear of the unknown, and complimented with loud pounding and other appropriate sound effects.  Characters display all out aggressiveness.  Although not traditionally scary, the environment is quite intense, and emotionally destructive.
DESIGN - 9½, Every inch floor space is utilized to its fullest potential, even incorporating a twisting slide to maneuver between the three floors of insane clowns.  The indoor mazes seemed a little easier than last year, which could be an intentional effort to aid with crowd flow.  The cornfield confinement is new this season, and a great way to extend the experience.  The well-concealed exit is difficult to locate, especially with all the disturbances going on around you, and they'll keep you there until they're ready for you to leave!
PROPS - 7, This is still the weakest aspect of the haunt. Slide of Death is best, and there are some other additions, but could still benefit from additional decor.
VALUE - 9, A $2 price hike this year, but to their credit, they kept the cost down for last season's inaugural appearance, which really helped them establish a fan base judging from the size of the crowd.  The price accurately reflects the going rate in the area.
RATING:  9, The Springfield area has become a "hotbed" for haunted houses!  Hustead's debut a season ago really raised the bar, forcing the competition to step up.  The winners here are the patrons - haunted attraction goers who are being treated to improved scenes, and better performances. The Hustead House of Horror is one of the most unique, intense attractions, not only in Springfield, but in the entire tri-state region!  They remain open until 12:30 a.m., thus capitalizing on the overflow from other area haunts that shut their doors at midnight. Even if you don't particularly like clowns, you'll enjoy The Hustead House of Horror.  Pay to get in, PRAY to get out!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 8, approaching15 minutes.
ACTORS - 8, Very little dialogue, and a lot of masks, but an incredible number of highly energetic, weapon and chainsaw wielding crazies!
SCARINESS - 9, Repeated run-ins with various motorized vehicles instill plenty of fear, supplemented by aggressive monsters, both on and off the bus.
DESIGN - 9, One of the most unique haunts around.  Scenes have been added, and the course extended.  Transition zones between scenes are covered by busses increasing their speed, and countless interactions with various creatures.  It’s so different from all the rest, you’re just never ready for it to end!
PROPS - 9, Trucks, bulldozer, and substantial use of fire are impressive standouts.  Scenes could stand additional detailing, although progress has been made in comparison to last year’s effort.
VALUE - 9½, $10 as a stand-alone feature attraction, but less when purchased as part of a two, or three haunt combo deal with the complimentary haunts making their debuts at the site. 
RATING:  9 Without question, the most unique haunt around.  The addition of a pair of smaller attractions discussed below, only adds to the already action packed adventure.  Lots to do at the Wilmington Haunted Hollow.  But you better get there early, as lines get longer as the night goes on.

Analysis: A little under 10 minutes in duration, but great while it lasts.  Assaulting sounds and surprising characters unnerve your progression through lightless, previously unexplored areas of the "13th floor!"  At less than $7 a head as part of the multi-haunt combo package, Slaughter Hotel brings a more traditional haunted house themed event to the Wilmington Haunted Hollow site.  Obviously, it's not really 13 stories beneath the Earth, but it makes for a good tale!  If you get too scared, don't bother calling out for help, because underground, no one can hear you scream!

Analysis:  Only about 5 minutes long, but filled with fierce intensity.  Enraged prisoners struggle to cope with their destiny, and take desperate measures to seek freedom.  Although the experience is limited by it's length, it's non-stop action from the moment you first step inside, until you finally break free.  Scenes are continuous, and authentically decorated.  Costing less than $7 as part of the 3-haunt combo ticket, Nightmare Penitentiary is an all-out assault!  What more would you expect from Wilmington's Haunted Hollow?

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 9, About 20 minutes 
ACTORS - 8, Headless Horseman is awesome!  Others were much more energetic in comparison to a year ago.  Additional interacting dialogue wouldn’t hurt.
SCARINESS - 8½, An action packed adventure featuring plenty of legitimate, motorized scares.  Improvement in the acting catagory would elevate the fright value
DESIGN - 9½, Tractor maintains a good pace which practically eliminates dead spots.  Only one noticeably calm area, but it occurs right before the climax, and helps add suspense to the assault.  Pick-up chase is outstanding, but can’t help wishing that same classic confrontation came from that spooky, old hearse, as is the Bull Run tradition! 
PROPS - 9, Mostly attributable to the vast variety of actual vehicles that relentlessly terrorize the hay wagon. 
VALUE - 9, A $2 price increase to $12.00 this year, but cost remains unchanged for the Bog combo ticket ($15). 
RATING:  9, Annually, the best hayride around! 

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 8½, Just over 15 minutes. 
ACTORS - 6½, Over 30 characters, but few were energetic enough to warrant remembering.  Gravedigger was back to dragging his shovel noisily along the wooden path, but would be much better digging a grave in the cemetery, or threatening to “bury you alive!” Junkyard Jerry remains one of the few who offers any sort of dialogue at all, and is the most intense, while Big Papa’s appearance was more interesting than anything he had to say, and the Hillbillies still aren’t scary.  Undertaker, measuring you for a new suit of burial clothes is best addition.
SCARINESS - 7, The foggy valley’s an impressive sight, but crying out for better acting.  Elimination of certain scenes (discussed below) hurts the fear factor. 
PROPS - 6½, Similar to '06, except they did away with the best one of all, - the shaking, vibrating elevator. 
DESIGN - 6½, Tremendous amounts of fog roll through the wetlands area encompassing Bull Run Farms.  They changed things up this year, by reversing the direction of the path, which works for the most part, except the spooky, fog-filled cemetery is now somewhat behind you, rather than an intimidating sight ahead.  Some sort of soundtrack aboard the bus would be beneficial.  Removal of the Elevator to Hell is a significant negative, as is the loss of the bloody butchers, and the maze climax, and made even worse since it comes on the heels of dropping Freddie’s room and the sewer pipe tunnel the previous year.  Replacements are sub par to say the least. 
VALUE - 8, Grab the combo ticket if you plan to go.  It includes THE BOG for just $3 more than the hayride itself.
RATING:  7, Change is good, but eliminating some of the better scenes hurts a lot.  The Bog's still a mystifying walk with all that fog rolling through the field, but nowhere near as strong as the main event Hayride.

Analysis:
LENGTH – 9, 18 minutes in duration.
ACTORS – 9, Not much in the way of dialogue, and mostly masks, but quite aggressive in nature, suddenly appearing out of secluded areas, and grabbing and clawing at you throughout.
SCARINESS – 9, Quite an intense atmosphere.  A variety of assaulting sounds and noises accompany the entire experience.  Extreme darkness amplifies your fears.
DESIGN – 8½, The authenticity of the structure is outstanding, and many floors and levels of the old building are explored.  The only real flaw arises from backtracking through some of the same doorways that are divided by ropes, which results in passing other groups headed in the opposite direction.  Erecting some sort of dividers would overcome this distraction.  Also, spacing of groups could stand some adjusting, as we caught up with those in front of us, while others who followed us in caught up with us as well. 
PROPS – 8, Good scary décor, and a few animatronics decorate the facility.  Some are a little difficult to see, and might benefit from some strategically placed lighting.  Vibrating floor and dragon are most memorable.
VALUE – 9, A highly intense scare costing only $9 ($13 for V.I.P.).  The value is made even better when visiting on “discount nights” where prices are reduced even more for those who might otherwise be unable to attend.
RATING:  8½, A scary environment, frightening actors, and the legitimacy of the structure itself makes for a great night of seasonal entertainment.  From the tormented clown terrorizing the queue line, all the way to the Leatherface chase-out, The Haunted Jail certainly gives visitors their money’s worth, and then some, while earning a high endorsement from Ohio Valley Haunts.  Go by and pay them a visit.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 7½, About 12 minutes. 
ACTORS - 9+, Lots of make-up, tons of energy, and engaging dialogue, but not overly aggressive.  Barber, Doctor, and body part “Salesman” are among the best, although Patty-Cake Girl left the most lasting impression.
SCARINESS - 8, While the haunt is a lot of fun, it’s not overwhelmingly scary.  Intimidating actors do a good job making you feel uneasy.  Unfortunately, we visited on "Clown Night" and the jokesters were more playful, than evil.
PROPS - 9, Great scenes, some animatronics, and the actors all have unique items to work with.
DESIGN - 9+, Could stand to be a bit longer, but never a dull moment!  The legitimacy of the facility is a tremendous asset, while a scarier theme would score significantly higher, given the atmosphere.   Different themes are conducted throughout the season, with performances of Vampire, Zombie, and Clown nights.
VALUE - 9, Just $10 as a stand-alone event, or $7.50 as part of the Rage in the Cage combo.
RATING:  8½, Haunted Hydro is the largest and longest running haunted house in northwest Ohio, and was awarded the 2007 Best Cast Award from Tourist Attractions and Parks magazine.  Door Characters interact with groups setting them up to enter the haunts themselves, and various creatures roam the Twilight Zone area that features Crazy Bob's Ghoulish Gift Shop, as well as several other complimentary activities including, Tarot card readings, and Wheel of Fortune/Misfortune.  You can also bash a "Haunted Hooptie" with a sledgehammer and support the Humane Society's fundraiser, where procedes benefit the Wood and Huron County shelters.  There's plenty to do, and lots of fun to be had at The Hydro, but remember, NEVER COME ALONE!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 7, Less than ten minutes.
ACTORS - 7½, Not that many, but those present climb on the fences, wickedly laugh, and help provide distractions. Dementia is best.
SCARINESS - 7, Fog, strobes and the resulting disorientation are the primary scares.
PROPS - N/A, Although some are present, it’s always difficult to do much with this type of infrastructure, therefore this category doesn’t apply to mazes.
DESIGN - 7, The course is just too simple.  Not enough loops or dead-ends to score any higher.  Leaving the Cage, then re-entering for a second time is most unexpected, as well as the best aspect of the entrapment.  Experience would benefit from some type of warning siren, or other assaulting sounds to accompany the journey through the fog-filled maze.
VALUE - 8, Best when purchased as part of the 2-haunt combo.
RATING:  7, A twisting, turning adventure through foggy, fence enclosed surroundings, Rage in the Cage serves as a nice compliment to Haunted Hydro.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 7, A little over 10 minutes.
ACTORS - 8, Last year's trend continues, as actors are much more convincing in comparison to just a few years ago.  They're well hidden, energy and intensity levels are up again, and make-up use is abundant. Several characters interact with groups offering dialogue, not just "growls," screams are loud and blood curdling, and attackers are much more terrorizing.  "Big Brute" gets the actor of the night award for his relentless intensity.  Count Dracula, a longstanding trademark at St. Rita's, is showcased in the "reVAMPed" (pun intended) beginning.  A few actors broke character before we exited their room.
SCARINESS - 9, The house itself is practically a masterpiece, and as scary as ever with its dim lighting, spooky staircases, creaking floors, and meticulous detailing.  Scary music and accompany soundtrack is loud and intimidating.  Cast is the strongest in years.
DESIGN - 9, The course is re-worked each season, but this year's is by far the best in recent memory, originating with (our favorite) main entrance beginning, and climaxing across the dilapidated, old bridge.  The house itself is fantastic.  The finish is a little weak, and would benefit tremendously from better utilization of the graveyard scene, perhaps with the simple addition of some roaming zombies or vampires.
PROPS - 9, Traditionally adorned with scary decor, featuring coffins, skeletons, flickering lights, and other gothic decor.  Pneumatic animatronics are more plentiful, provide some good scares on their own, and set up distractions for the actors to capitalize upon - which they do!
VALUE - 9½, Regular admission is $10, but only $7 per skeleton when taking advantage of the coupon available on their web site.  That's a dollar more than last year (with the coupon), but an unheard of bargain by today's standards, and the Haunted House itself is outstanding.
RATING:  8½, Produced by the Greater Springdale Jaycees, the old house has been treating Cincinnatians to scares for over 30 years!  It's different every year, but seems extra special this season - the best it's been in quite some time, and we can't wait to go back!  We visited on opening night, and they were more than ready for us.  That's a tremendous compliment, and a credit to their experience and professionalism, as many haunts aren't nearly as well organized, or prepared on the nights of their seasonal debuts.  Don't forget to include this Queen City haunt icon on your list again this year for some spooky Halloween fun.  We're fortunate to live in an area with so many quality haunted houses to visit, and St. Rita's is one you never grow tired of!  As is our annual tradition, we'll be back on Halloween night, just after Trick or Treat!
NOTE:  On October 27th and 28th, St. Rita's will be offering lights-on, children's matinees from 3 to 5 p.m. for just $2 per admission!  Take the little ones!

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 9½, Nearly 25 min. with the addition of a few more twists and turns, and perhaps even longer depending on your success (or lack thereof) with the maze. 
ACTORS - 7½, Somewhat average at times, although some characters leave a more lasting impression, while mechanical assistants serve well in helping the others achieve adequate scares.  A few more intimidating personalities would be a major attribute.  A little more make-up than in the past, and some dialogue as well, but still could stand to be a little more intense.  Would benefit from more memorable characters like the ghoul in the coffin, and the clown seated on the bus, both of whom are startling, then  relentless with their pursuit.
SCARINESS -8½, Plenty of sudden happenings throughout with scary background music, and an ample number of characters and props.
DESIGN - 9, Everything flows really well from scene to scene with hardly any dead spots - a characteristic uncommon with most trails.  This is achieved by keeping the distance between scenes at a minimum, and covering transition areas with startling props and well hidden characters.
PROPS - 9, Those of the animated variety seem a bit more abundant this year, and are timed to deliver excellent scares, and most importantly compliment the actors through deception.
VALUE - 9, Boasting a half mile of bone chilling terror, this lengthy trail offers up numerous surprises, and abundant scares all at a reasonable price (just $9 with coupon). 
RATING: 8 ½, This trail caught our fancy the first time we visited, and just gets more enjoyable with each passing year.  Annually one of the best trails around, even without one of the largest budgets, the folks at Silver Lake Beach provide lots of entertaining and impressive scares through inventiveness, clever ingenuity, and downright hard work.  As Halloween draws near, gather some friends and take part in some seasonal entertainment by enjoying a haunting good time at the Night Fright Haunted Trail!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 7½, Nearly 15 minutes if you're lucky enough to escape!  If not, you're just another statistic on their blackboard of quitters, pukers, and other non-survivors!
ACTORS - 8½, Zombie attack outside the haunt is outstanding!  Fantastic make-up, and some pretty unique characters.  More dialogue inside the house would lengthen the event, and raise the score.
SCARINESS - 9, Cemetery, surprises, and finish rank higher.  Need additional, high-impact scares to up the ante. 
DESIGN - 8½, Beginning is a little weak, but sets up the major double surprise perfectly!  Zombie graveyard attack, and secret passage are fantastic, while monster childbirth is quite unique.  One of a kind ending is classic, and serves as the ultimate climax of the experience, although it happens to be a bit weaker this year due to the replacement of surprising, maniacal, chainsaw packing fiend with Michael Myers. Could stand to be a bit longer.  Would've been nice to have somehow kept last year's intimidating séance ceremony intact, and just moved it upstairs (attic?), as that area is just too calm, and hurts the overall score.
PROPS - 8½, Could use more in the way of animatronics.
VALUE - 9, $10, Very reasonably priced considering what other haunts in the area expect.
RATING:  8½, We can always count on The Culbertson Mansion Haunted House for some unique surprises, and this year is no exception!  This season's additions greatly improve the scariness of the attraction.  The surprise finish is most memorable, although last year's chase-out added to its intensity.  Literally a Haunted House is operated entirely by volunteers, and all proceeds benefit the restoration of the historic Culbertson Mansion.  Pay them a visit for the "ride of your life!"

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 9, Between 20 and 25 minutes. 
ACTORS - 8, Some of the most unstable characters around - intense whith the execution of their roles, but not a tremendous amount of dialogue.  A little more make-up than in years past, but still a huge reliance on masks.  Nice to see the return of the gigantic Grim Reaper!  Tree ghouls, and "zip line" character deliver astonishing scares.
SCARINESS - 9, Non-stop persistence on the part of the chainsaw packing lunatics, and a surplus of surprises coming from ALL directions!  Clever utilization of motorized vehicles provides legitimate, heart-pounding scares.  Low hanging branches illuminating from the bouncing light of numerous strobes adds to the mystique, and combines with outstanding sound effects, including the high-pitched shrieks of nearby bats! 
DESIGN - 9, A lengthier course, and a pitch black maze finish are among the additions.  The twelve-foot tall Grim Reaper, conspicuous by his absence one year ago, makes his triumphant return and brings a friend with him!  Strategically placed signs assist with navigation. 
PROPS - 8, Not an abundance of high-tech props, but no noticeable dead spots either.  You're always under siege from someone, or someTHING.  Alternate methods of providing scares are employed to near perfection. 
VALUE - 8½, Only $9 with their website coupon gains admission to an extreme haunt, and arguably the scariest trail around. 
RATING:  8½, The insanity continues at Nightmare on Valley Street.  In a hurry?  Bypass the crowd by taking advantage of the new VIP Express line for only $5 extra, and GET THE YELL SCARED OUT OF YOU!

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 9, 21 mins. and easily longer depending on the entrapment. 
ACTORS - 8½,  Good balance between make-up and masks.  Intensity is good, but leaves room for improvement in order to keep pace with the ghastly scenes displayed at Terror Maze.  Initial Saw scene, the diabolical, bloody doctor, and Michael Myers finish leave the most lasting impressions.  Chainsaw fiends also receive honorable mention.
SCARINESS - 9, Sound effects, strobes illuminating the trees, and some really intimidating scenes provide a legitimately intense atmosphere. 
DESIGN - 8½, A new course this year, and although entrapment, and reenactments are tremendous, they just never quite measure up to that unbelievable beginning.
PROPS - 7½,  Good use of mechanical props, but could benefit from additional decor and fewer tarps. 
VALUE - 9, Only $9 with the discount coupon available on their website grants access to some of the most horrific scenes and surprises around.
RATING: 8 ½, Terror Maze has really progressed through the years.  Springfield's longest running haunt really delivers some intense scares this season.  Although a portion of the attraction takes place outdoors, they expect to remain open even if it's raining, as paths are covered with sawdust, eliminating puddles and keeping them mud free.  Even if you've been here before, there's plenty of new and unsettling scenes to warrant a return visit.  Don't forget to include Terror Maze among your Halloween activities.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 7½, Under 15 minutes. 
ACTORS - 8, Well hidden throughout, but seemed as though the cast was downsized in comparison to last year.  Loss of Grinner and his trusty barbed wire covered baseball bat is most unfortunate.  Still some pretty good interaction and intensity, but pales in comparison to the lengthier, ’06 installment. 
SCARIENSS - 9, Spooky music is simply fantastic.  Crawl through the body vault is most intimidating, as is the “big surprise.”  Darkness and other loud sound effects set the stage for a multitude of startles delivered by vast array of mechanical props.  Decline in the acting department impacts the scare factor.
DESIGN - 8, The Manor is stocked full of scenes one on top of the other, many of which are at first obscured by the dark surroundings, then suddenly illuminate right before your eyes.  Cemetery scene is a bit weaker without the earth moving, buried alive scene, and decreasing the overall course length hurts the score.
PROPS - 9, Good detailing of rooms, including many well-timed animatronical surprises that produce abundant startles, and ample opportunities for the crew to capitalize upon.
VALUE - 8½, Price remains constant, and delivers two haunts for the price of one, although basically it’s Fright Manor split up into both attractions.
RATING:  8½, Still a great haunt, but much better under a single roof.  Future diversification will hopefully take the form of uniquely themed, stand alone events, and the restoration of Fright Manor into the powerhouse feature attraction it’s always been.  As stated below, this is unquestionably the best haunt in Indy.  Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 6½, Only 7 to 8 minutes long.
ACTORS - 8, Could stand some additions to the cast, but those present are quite an overactive bunch.  Not much dialogue, except for Freddy.  Leatherface, and Chainsaw Jason are the most aggressive.  Pig Butcher is a classic!
SCARINESS - 7, Fantastic soundtrack, and good scares while it lasts, but limited by its short duration.
DESIGN - 6, Again, the haunt is somewhat on the short side.  Originating as an attempt to host multiple haunts at the Fright Manor location, the introduction of this similarly themed attraction takes away from the main event.  Encountering Jason PRIOR to selecting HIS path at the fork in the road doesn’t make sense.  Psychomanthium, by definition implies the use of mirrors to set up communication with the spiritual realm, and that’s simply not present.  This adventure would be best suited annexed back onto Fright Manor, with additional, future haunts acquiring their own unique identities.  Given its unique name, a combination of a dark, fence, cage, and MIRROR maze would work well here.
PROPS - 8, Some nice animatronics, décor, and well timed scares, but not as numerous as in the Manor itself.
VALUE - 8, Only $7.50 when considered as part of a two haunt combo ticket, but not lengthy enough to rank higher. 
RATING:  7, Although Psychomanthium is a nice compliment to the main attraction, it just doesn’t have the potential to compete with Fright Manor, nor would you want it to.  Their combined effort as a single haunt annually achieved a score in the 9 to 9+ range, but separating them does damage to both.  It’s understandable that the owners wish to branch out into a multi-haunt facility, given the success of other, less frightening venues in the area, but uniquely themed haunts is the way to go.  Fright Manor is by far the scariest, and most elaborate haunted house in the Indianapolis area!  If you can't handle the fear, don't enter here!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 9½, In excess of 20 minutes now that Too Dark Park has been incorporated into the original haunt.
ACTORS - 9½, Awesome make-up, and original, believable, and intimidatingly INTENSE characters, serving up plenty of dialogue filled interactions, as opposed to typical growling that's all too common elsewhere.  This crew can always be counted on for their theatrics - quite impressive and professional, as we've come to expect from Terror Within.  Brand new characters have replaced some of our old favorites, and as is often the case with change, it's difficult to give them up.  It will certainly be interesting to watch the personalities of the new cast evolve over time.  Can't use enough adjectives to describe their performance.  One of the most realistic Jason's we've seen.  These guys are good!
SCARINESS - 9, As usual, aggressiveness of the actors is responsible for most of the scares, with the dark woods serving as their intimidating stage.  Characters are armed with real knives and weapons, which they slam around making as much noise as possible resulting in numerous threatening encounters. 
DESIGN - 8, Completely redone this year, with a new theme and brand new characters.  Combining the two haunts into one lengthier attraction is definitely a plus, but the new concept, although just as wickedly sadistic, has resulted in the elimination of certain stand-out scenes.  Entrapment is new and quite frightening.  Intensity of chainsaw chase-out has been recaptured from a few years ago.  Don't be surprised if you end up running all the way back to the car, with this lunatic on your heels!  Something tells me his experience using this power tool that's listed on his resume was the deciding factor, and reason he got the job!!! 
PROPS - 7, Once again, the weakest aspect of the trail, except for the authentic weapons utilized by many of the monsters.
VALUE - 7½, The "main event" is longer now that the secondary haunt has been annexed, but the $15, 2-haunt combo price from a year ago has been retained, and is somewhat steep.  The new storyline is now taking shape, showing signs of development, and the quality of acting compensates for some of the trail's shortcomings.
RATING:  8½, Zombie Island annually presents the most demented, diabolical, bloodthirsty haunt in the region.  Acting is second to none, and serves as the critical ingredient in creating their own twisted brand of horror, known as The Terror Within.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 10, 30 minutes long, makes it one of the lengthiest attractions around!
ACTORS - 8, More dialogue than last year, but still a lot of growls, and many masks.  Cast could stand to be more aggressive, for example banging various weapons on the wagon.  “Horror stars” are most memorable, although methodical Leatherface present last season was more memorable.  Would still like to see a “plant” aboard each wagon for Jason to drag off and “kill” as per his mom’s command.
SCARINESS – 8½, Again shows marked improvement in comparison to ’06.  Headless Horseman encounter is much more intense, and movie scenes as terrifying as ever.  Clown segment is a little weak, and a few uneventful areas exist along the way. 
DESIGN – 8, Horror movie tributes are quite well done, and feature realistic structures resembling those from the actual films, making them more effective than most.  However, attention is repeatedly drawn to one side of the wagon, and nothing happens from behind which results in some missed opportunities for scares.  Skit soundtracks could be a bit louder to insure it’s audible above crowd noise.  Tractor increases its speed during calmer areas, but could still benefit from additional motorized pursuits to cover some of the transition zones.  Illuminating scenes as the ride approaches is a nice touch. 
PROPS – 8, Gallows, cemetery, and movies are best, and making use of the silos a plus. Could use some high impact props to help fill in the voids, and the clown scene needs attention.
VALUE - 9½, Can’t beat the price given the length, number of scares, and downright enjoyment factor of the ride!
RATING:  8½, This outstanding attraction is a lot of fun, and provides several surprises and scares.  Word is spreading, as Sandyland Acres attracted one of the larger crowds of the night.  Better get there early for the best Haunted Hayride, and perhaps the best outdoor haunt in Kentucky!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 6½, 11 minutes, but fantastic while it lasts!
ACTORS - 9, Numerous frightening, dialogue filled confrontations with full-size actors.  The characters have plenty to say!  Along with assistance from the scary environment, and numerous entrapments, the crew totally destroys one’s emotional stability!
SCARINESS - 9, A very legitimately frightening experience.  Sounds and lighting created a fabulous mood that changes pace with the nature of the assaults they accompany.  Most monsters are aggressively intimidating, and readily recognizable as some of the most horrific killers of all time.  Various entrapments culminate with a sense of desperation, resulting in progressively worse fears. 
DESIGN - 9, Butler beginning is quite well done, and initiates the distress that gets increasingly worse throughout, building up to a believable, most terrifying climax!  Multiple unique confinements are fantastic, and each is created with a different method of escape.  Complimenting the above with a few more surprises, perhaps from a few animatronics, would make the experience even better.  Giving Michael his own authentic structure would raise the scene's intensity even more.  A legitimate, stand alone building, as opposed to the mall location would also do wonders for the haunt as a whole, but having a unique outdoor entrance makes the most of the present situation.  Extending the experience time wise would also be a plus.
PROPS - 7½, Adequate, scary décor, but nothing overwhelmingly impressive, and few animated diversions.  Lots of advancement opportunities for upcoming seasons.
VALUE - 8½, $10, and limited only by its short duration.
RATING:  8½, Quite an impressive effort from a first year haunt.  Thus far, Nightmare at the Mall is the best new attraction of the season!  If Death Trap Entertainment plans to be a permanent part of the Cincinnati haunt scene, it might’ve be wiser to discount admission over the course of their debut performance, in order to attract more attention to themselves, and in turn a larger following.  Located right next to Biggs at Cincinnati Mills Mall, The House of Haints has some great seasonal scares waiting for you inside Nightmare at the Mall!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 9½, Right around 25 minutes.
ACTORS - 9, Nice costuming and great make-up as always.  Each scene was staffed with characters, sometimes two, three, or more that initiate confrontations the second you enter their scene.  They’re not overly aggressive, but that’s not the Terror Park style.  Could benefit from additional roaming characters to cover the distance between scenes.  Fluffy and Stupid are cleverly unique.
SCARINESS – 8½, Improved from a season ago.  Soundtrack and music changes from scene to scene.  Each is appropriate for its assigned atmosphere, and serves to disrupt emotional stability.  Particular noticeable are dripping water effects that accompany the pirate scene, and the squealing, snorting pigs.  Characters are well hidden, and often deliver their attacks prior to being seen. 
DESIGN - 8, Due to the nature of the course and its surroundings, scenes are quite spread out at times between various areas of the darkened stadium.  Pursuits, and encounters with additional monsters would help to cover some of those dead zones, but immediate encounters with actors once entering the scenes themselves helps.  Maneuvering through various bathrooms is mandated by the nature of the site itself, but those are better utilized this year, as they’re darker, and contain interacting characters.  Black plastic is somewhat overused, but the course is long, and encompasses a trip all the way around the ballpark.  Cemetery scene is also better staffed, although all of the action takes place near its beginning.  Still can’t help miss the Psycho Playland entrapment from a few years back.  Revisiting the dugout, and other “behind the scenes” areas of the stadium is a welcomed return.  Don't particularly care for character identifying Claustrophobia by name.  Would be better as a low key pursuit into brief confinement.  The course cleverly exits into a make-up shop, where seasonal face painting, wounds, and bullet holes, may be purchased for an additional charge. 
PROPS – 8, Scenes are well decorated, but occasionally, extended periods in between don’t provide a lot to look at other than the field itself.  That’s not necessarily a bad thing a time or two, as it provides the opportunity for ones own emotions to instill more fear of the unknown, but the attraction could greatly benefit from attention to those areas.  Hearse is outstanding.  Addition of Claustrophobia is intimidating, scary, and perfectly located.
VALUE - 8, No price increase for at least the second consecutive year, and an overall better experience.  The $3 stadium imposed parking fee hurts the score.
RATING: 8½, The Gateway to Fear experience is vastly improved from a year ago, largely due to the concealment and scares delivered by the voluminous cast.  Last season’s extended length has been perfected upon, and showcases not only the talent of the crew, but the stadium itself.  The opportunity to get in on the spirit of things by having their outstanding make-up crew adorn you with a shocking look is unique and original.  Covered waiting areas provide shelter from inclement weather, and flashlight tours are available for those too scared to enter, but not wanting to miss out on the entertaining scenes and incredible costuming annually displayed at Terror Park.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 8, Exactly15 minutes.
ACTORS - 8, No real standouts.  A loud screaming, somewhat intense cast occupies the premises, but not a great deal of dialogue, and some undersized monsters.  Some actors broke character in order to direct us along the path.  Loss of last year’s most memorable portrayal - the limping doctor in The Happy Hill Insane Asylum hurts, and hasn’t been replaced by anything nearly as memorable.
SCARINESS - 9, The scares are traditional, and accompanied by appropriate mood setting music and sounds, but nothing overwhelmingly impressive, other than the “sudden surprise.”  Startles, and unnerving emotional distress account for a majority of the fear.
PROPS - 8½, Lots of traditionally scary décor, and the addition of claustrophobic walls, but could benefit from additional, impressive pneumatics.  Graveyard exhibits great detailing, while “sudden surprise” is best. 
DESIGN - 8, Well laid out, scary scenes and accompanying music, progression of rooms makes sense, and a slightly longer than average course, but much shorter than its counterpart at the original location.  Rooms are spaced fairly close together, although connecting corridors don’t offer much to see.  Continually drawing comparisons to the Mt. Vernon House isn’t really fair, although difficult for those familiar with its impressiveness to avoid.  Not all that different from last year.
VALUE - 7, $15 and $3 for parking is a lot to pay for ANY 15 minute attraction.  By all means, try to take advantage of the $5 off coupon.
RATING:  8½, Judging from the crowds, this years House is a huge success!  Although not as good as it once was (sorry, Toby), the new House is establishing itself in a highly competitive market.  Although no longer an annual "HAUNT OF THE YEAR" contender, the passion still exists as The House of Nightmares continues delivering good, quality scares for those seeking traditional Halloween entertainment.  A $5 discount coupon is unheard of, so do yourself a favor, and take advantage of the offer if you can.

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 7½, Difficult to determine a precise time, due to the uncertainty of the maze. 
ACTORS - 8, The elevator crew is good, and there’s better utilization of underage actors.  An increase in make-up use is apparent, and characters interact with groups by engaging them in dialogue, as opposed to brief, growling encounters.  Dracula is an annual favorite.
SCARINESS - 8, Appropriate background music complements the frights.  Actors are well hidden and fairly intense.  Numerous surprises are forthcoming in just about every scene.  Would rate higher if not for the loss of Devil scene discusssed below.
PROPS - 8, Good, scary décor, a few pneumatics, and some unique things you won't see anyplace else.  Drop down wall panels provide three consecutive scares, not just one.  Drac’s casket door, and hidden maze passages are simply fantastic! 
DESIGN - 8½, The house is as good as it’s ever been!  To their credit, they sure make the most out of every inch of space inside The Hall itself, distancing scenes as close together as possible.  Appreciate the way spinning vortex and floor are used to initiate your state of confusion prior to entering the dark maze.  Just wish there was some way to expand the number of indoor scenes, thereby extending the experience.  Loss of the classic Devil scene, a Mt. Healthy tradition, is most unfortunate, as the ’07 encounter isn’t nearly as impressive.
VALUE - 9, A $2 price hike, each of the last two years, but still only $8 with a canned good donation!  Can’t beat the price considering the entertainment value.
RATING:  8, This well kept secret is perhaps the best non-profit haunt in existence – always fun, and annually, one of our local favorites.  If you’ve never been, what are you waiting for?  And if you’ve visited before, you know you want to go back!  Just don’t ask me how to get out of the maze… they’ll change it, and it’ll be different before you can get there!
NOTE:  The Mount Healthy Haunted Hall is sponsored by The Madonna Council Knights of Columbus, and Boy Scout Troops 27 and 393.  Special “Lights up - Lighter scares for the Little Ones” events will be held October 14 and 21 from 3 to 5 p.m.  Cost is $7.

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 7, 10 minutes. 
ACTORS - 9, An energetically intense bunch - continuously yelling, pounding, screaming, getting in your face, and ordering you to, "Get Out!"
SCARINESS - 8½, Actors, sounds, lights, and mechanical props all work together to just overwhelm your senses.  Lengthening the duration would elevate the fright level.
DESIGN - 8, Completely rebuilt for '07, and greatly improved compared to our last visit a few years ago.    Layout features hidden passages, forces you to duck down and crawl, and exits near the queue line for Krueger's Korn Maze.  It's still a little on the short side, and the correct path isn't always easy to determine, which necessitated actors breaking character in order to point us in the right direction.
PROPS - 7½, Some nice animatronics, but could stand a little more decor. 
VALUE - 8, Price is up a few dollars in comparison to a few years ago, but pretty much on equal terms to what other area attractions are asking. 
RATING:  8, One of the most improved attractions of the '07 season to date.  An awesome accomplishment considering everything has been redesigned from scratch.  Rebuilding is responsible for new scares just waiting to be discovered at Panic Box.  Cast is responsible for much of its success.  Adding scenes and decor would lengthen the experience, and raise the rating.  Concession area has some pretty tasty food too!  We recommend the ribbon fries.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 8½, We made it out in 15 minutes, but the experience could easily last longer depending on your success in navigating the maze.
ACTORS - 7, Michael and chainsaw ghouls combine for a memorable beginning.  The cornfield itself hides a variety of masked monsters, that leap out of nowhere, but not hardly enough, and little to no dialogue. Freddy is a standout, as well he should be considering the attraction bears his name.
SCARINESS - 7, The main scares come from the monsters jumping out of the darkened cornfield, and from within as your emotional state begins to deteriorate the longer you’re lost in the Maze, and subjected to all the disorienting distractions.  Can easily rate higher, the longer you remain inside.
DESIGN - 8, Strobes, fog, and heavy metal music combine to add confusion and disorientation to those lost in the Maze.  The cornfield is cut so that it’s not excessively difficult, but not all that simple either, and the course is fairly lengthy.
PROPS – N/A, It’s a maze, therefore this category doesn’t apply.
VALUE – 8, $10 on its own, or $8.50 as part of the two haunt Panic Box combo (with the coupon).
RATING:  7½, The Korn Maze is a lot of fun, and a nice, alternately themed compliment to the main attraction.  Although not overwhelmingly difficult, loops and dead ends do exist, and the more people that become lost or trapped just makes it that much more confusing and enjoyable.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 7½, 12 - 14 min.
ACTORS - 8, All are well hidden, and props do a wonderful job creating plenty of diversions, which  enables the actors to deliver their scares at just the right time.  Quite a few kids, but not all that noticeable due to their costumes, positioning, and utilization (like crying for help as a larger character grabs them and whisks them away).  Lots of make-up is a plus.  Would like to see a few more, and additional interacting dialogue.
SCARINESS - 8½, Great soundtrack, plenty of unnerving surprises, and a really creepy atmosphere.  Implementing their planned improvements should easily elevate this catagory to a 9 .
DESIGN - 8½, Open ceilings are a bit of a detraction, and just a little short, but the rooms are well decorated, masterfully deceptive, and almost everything is custom made.  The lack of a highly climactic ending leaves you wanting more.
PROPS - 8, Will definitely deserve more in time, as minor detailing was still in progress.  Uniqueness abounds.  Plans for additional pneumatics will also be beneficial in future visits.
VALUE - 8½, Only $8 in September.  Regular admission $10 with readily available coupons at the door, or on their website.  Additional length, actors, and continued development will raise the score.
RATING:  8, Plenty of traditional scares delivered in a well constructed environment.  Lots of hard work, and hand crafted talent on display here.  Only in their second year at the current location, we're expecting much more in years to come as Screamers continues to grow.  Pay them a visit  for a frightfully good time! 

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 8, Just under 15 minutes. 
ACTORS - 7½, Those present do their utmost best to provide scares and offer some dialogue, but could use more.  Escaping prisoner was one of the best. 
SCARINESS - 8, Your own emotions prove to be your worst enemy, as feelings of helplessness arise inside the numerous mazes.
DESIGN - 8, Particularly impressed by the narrowness of the passageways.  Surprise finish serves as a wonderful climax. 
PROPS -7 ½, Interesting rooms, and even some startling animatronics, but perhaps a little too much reliance on darkness. 
VALUE - 9, Up a dollar this year, but still just $7 on Thursdays and Sundays!  Can't beat that!
RATING:  8, This Factory will reach in your mind, and exploit your deepest, darkest fears!  They earned that reputation by placing you in dark, narrow mazes, and exposing you to some terrifying scenes and monsters.  Visitors were screaming for their very lives during the Fear Factory expedition.  Get there this Halloween season for some good old fashioned scares, and support the Make-A-Wish Foundation of Northwest Ohio!  Say hello to Skully for us!

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 7, A bit on the short side, right around 10 minutes.
ACTORS - 8½, Impressive, energetic acting, and some really gory characters created with excellent use of make-up, as well as some dialogue and interaction.  Noticeably more professional than most, as would be expected from the Blue Jacket crew.
SCARINESS – 7½, Sounds set an appropriate mood throughout.  Loss of the ’05 hanging scene, and last year’s beheading counterpart holds back the fright factor just a bit.
DESIGN - 8, To their credit, it’s different every year, with this season’s rendition being one of their better recent efforts.  Still limited by its short duration, but introduction of door maze is quite effective, and new scenes, while perhaps not as horrific as in the past, deliver unexpected surprises.  Can’t help but miss some of the most impressive scenes from yesteryear. 
PROPS - 8, Detailed rooms, but not much in the way of animatronics on display here.  The quality of acting compensates a good deal for what's missing in the technologically advanced prop department.  Door maze is a great new addition, as is "surprise of the night!" 
VALUE - 8, Still $10, the same it’s been for several years now.  Improved scares, raise the value. 
RATING: 8, This year’s Sanitarium shows significant improvement in comparison to last.  Their 20th season finds Psycho Path on track to achieve all time levels of success, perhaps as early as next year!  It won’t take much, perhaps a longer experience, and additional impressive scares, which could even be accomplished through a Hall of Fame type segment, returning some of their most unique scares from years past.  The theatrical talent of the cast is a major advantage, and the event serves as the annual fundraiser for the non-profit Blue Jacket organization.  Lend them your support, while enjoying some quality seasonal scares.

Analysis: 
LENGTH – 7 – A few minutes longer this year with the addition of the trail..
ACTORS - 8½, Pleasantly more intense than would be expected from a haunt this size.  Characters were well hidden throughout, and even the child actors did a good job trying to frighten everyone.  Straightjacket captive, dentist and patient are good.  Executioner is a stand out, and worth the price of admission just to watch him enjoy his work! 
SCARINESS - 8, Great background music and sounds.  Surprises materialize seemingly out of nowhere, as many scenes are first covered by darkness, then illuminate at just the right time.   Actor placement is good both in the house and on the trail, resulting in effective scares.
DESIGN – 7½, House has been changed around quite a bit, and is good and scary while it lasts.  Maze is dark, intimidating and features some dead ends.  Adding the trail onto the end is a clever way to lengthen the overall experience.  The trail itself is dark, winding, and hilly, and hosts several scares, and of course, some customary chainsaws!  It parallels the railroad tracks just to the other side of the trees, and if a train happens to come roaring by (as was the case when we visited) it really adds a shocking effect! Access to the outdoor section of the haunt makes it feel more like two separate, unconnected events, but it's quite well done considering the limited amount of space they have to work with, and compliments the main attraction nicely.  The house is so dark at times that you could easily go the wrong way, if not for the guide that follows you through.
PROPS - 7, Favorite is the “black hole” a.k.a. spinning vortex, especially the manner in which it’s at first concealed from view. Surprising mechanical scares as well.  Would still be nice if more could be done inside the house itself.  What they have works well, and you’re not ready for it to end!
VALUE – 8, A $2 price hike this season, but still just $8 with their coupon for a traditionally scary haunted house. 
RATING:  7½, This is a good, old fashioned haunted house - affordable, and enjoyable.  Extending the duration with a short trail is a nice touch, and provides opportunities for certain types of “scares” that just aren’t possible inside the house itself.  Price increase somewhat counteracts that accomplishment, but still pretty much of a bargain considering today’s going rate.  The Riverside Jaycees Haunted House is celebrating its 21st anniversary, the proceeds from which serve as the annual community fundraiser.  Join them on October 20th for a daylong celebration that includes a children’s matinee, 5k race, and beer garden.  And beware of Jana,  "the scary ticket seller," who just might have a few surprises up her sleeve as well!  Tell her Ohio Valley Haunts sent you for some nice seasonal scares!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 8½, Right around 15 minutes. 
ACTORS - 7, Very little dialogue throughout.  Catapulting ghoul is most surprising, while mad, oinking Pig is one of the most uniquely memorable characters around!
SCARINESS - 7½, The woods are dark and conceal numerous monsters.  Chainsaws provide the majority of scares early on, while the semi chase-out delivers one of the best climaxes in the business!  This category would benefit from raising the intimidation factor among the characters through some face to face conversations, "These woods are cursed!  GET OUT!!!" and so on.
DESIGN - 8, Although there’s not a lot to look at scenery wise at times, transition zones are covered well by the abundant number of creatures, and onslaught of chainsaws that populate the area.  Tractor brings the ride to complete stop a couple of times in order to insure that no one misses any of the primary scares.  The best is appropriately saved for last, providing a memorable finish to an enjoyable attraction.  Not significantly different from last year, but the layout works well.  Would benefit from appropriate additions.
PROPS - 7½, Beheading and electrocution are the best equipped, and result in some unexpected happenings.  The truck of course is a standout.   Would like to see more in the way of decoration, skits, and scenes, which would also lengthen the experience.
VALUE - 8½, Just $10 per person, and a $1 discount coupon available on their web site. 
RATING: 7½, Now in their fourth year of operation, this fun hayride offers some unique scares that you can't find elsewhere. The truck chase is quite intimidating, especially if you happen to be seated towards the rear of the wagon!  Pay a visit to Scream on Shortridge and enjoy some seasonal scares and entertainment while lending your support to the Lowell Little League baseball team. A low-scare Children's day will be held October 27 from 2 to 5 p.m.

Analysis:
LENGTH – 5, Less than 10 minutes, which hurts the overall score.
ACTORS – 8½, A highly irate bunch serving up dialogue filled interactions.  Good use of make-up too, created some originally gruesome looking characters.  Quite a large cast as well.  Barber and Clown Greeter are most memorable.
SCARINESS – 8½, Loud, blood curdling screams, spooky music, ghastly sights, and intense, conversing characters
DESIGN – 8, Really well done, and limited only by its short duration.  Unfortunately, the house itself is small, which doesn’t provide a lot of opportunities for scares, but it's utilized to the max, and great while it lasts.  Indoor performances are frightening and gory, while the outside course is creepy, well marked, and leads back into the parking area.  It’s not quite as intense as the house itself, except for the entrapment finish which is excellently done.  Air blasts are up close and personal, as well as powerful.  Adjacent bright safety lights being visible from a portion of the trail is the only negative.  Can’t help but miss the axe-wielding brute in the blood-spattered room from their last rendition, or the sight of an open book resting on a table, its pages turning on their own!  Gravesites located along the queue line are a nice touch.
PROPS – 7½, Obviously nothing on the high-tech end, but rooms are meticulously decorated, and outdoor cemeteries realistic, and well detailed setting up convincing scares.
VALUE – 9, Only $7 for a good old-fashioned Haunted House!
RATING:  7½, It’s been a few years since the Verona Fire Dept. put on its “annual” haunted house, but it’s nice to see they haven’t lost their touch!  These guys really know how to get things done!  There’s something for everyone – demented scares, bloody ones, those of the unnerving variety, and so on.  These quaint little haunts are disappearing from the scene, but have always been some of our favorites.  Hopefully, they won’t keep us waiting another 4 or 5 years, and this will become a yearly fundraiser, for the Verona EMS and Fire Department!  No TRICKS at this haunted house, as always, it's well done, inexpensive, entertaining, and a lot of fun!  Lend them your support, while enjoying the TREAT of some quality seasonal scares.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 6, Only 8 minutes in length.
ACTORS - 8, Good use of make-up creates some rather unique looking individuals.  Characters are well hidden, and all work hard to deliver the best possible scares, but could benefit from a larger workforce, and a little more dialogue.  Flesh eating zombie who goes after the girl, and tall, knife-wielding brute are most memorable.
SCARINESS - 8, The zombie theme is legitimately frightening, and well played out.  Great loud sounds accompany the adventure, and it’s quite good while it lasts, but limited by its short duration.
DESIGN - 7½, Frightening in nature, and gory at times.  Scenes flow well, and they make the most of their surroundings, but just too brief to rate higher.
PROPS - 8, Good décor, and a nice compliment of animatronics that deliver long-lasting, up close and personal surprises.
VALUE - 7, $10 with readily available coupon, is pretty much today’s going rate, but a little steep considering it’s a first year haunt lasting under ten minutes.  Still a treat to have another quality attraction in the neighborhood, not only for locals, but especially so for out of town travelers visiting the area’s major player. 
RATING - 7½, A unique theme, and a clever back-story provides plenty to build on in the years to come.  Quite an impressive debut for a first year effort, and conveniently located to catch some overflow traffic from The Mansfield Prison.  When visiting, be sure to keep in mind the three necessary steps to survive zombie infestation – Avoidance, Termination, and Disposal.  It just may save your life!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 6, Just under 10 minutes.
ACTORS - 7, Lots of make-up and quite a bit of interacting dialogue.  Cast is more aggressive than ever, but unfortunately far too many child actors in scare roles.  Even though they're intense, kids were more appropriately utilized last season supporting primary characters like Freddy, as opposed to being placed in lead positions.  They perform their tasks quite well, possibly the best underage actors we've seen, but just aren't as threatening as their larger counterparts.  Not compensating for the loss of adult, signature characters like Fatso the clown and Damien Reaper hurts the score. 
SCARINESS - 7½, Scenes are traditionally scary and unnerving, but diminutive size of the crew limits their ability to frighten you.
DESIGN - 7½, Basically the same course as last year.  Duration is the limiting factor.  Outdoor décor  is  a plesant addition.
PROPS - 8½, Good scenery throughout, but not much new from a decoration standpoint.  Favorites are cemetery and laboratory. Repair shop, also stands out, and the rocking hallway surprise is classic.  Scattered mechanical surprises produce good scares and distractions.
VALUE - 9½, A price cut to only $6 is an unheard of bargain.  Would rate a 10 with a more mature cast.
RATING:  7½, This annual Cincinnati favorite has been delivering scares now for 13 years. Adding additional adult actors would elevate the scares, and thus the rating.  Matinee performances take place Sundays from 5:00 to 7:00 p.m. featuring turned down scares, and turned up lights for the enjoyment of little ones, and those faint of heart.  Canned good donations benefit Santa Maria Centers.  Always one of our perennial favorites, plenty of affordable, seasonal scares are waiting just for YOU at The Dungeons of Delhi. 

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 10, One of the longest attraction around, exceeding 35 minutes!
ACTORS - 6½, Plentiful in number, possibly 100 or more, but mostly masks, and little to no dialogue, except for Hillbilly kid attempting to sell moonshine.   Many others broke character prior to our exiting their scenes.  Main intimidation factor arises from the crew actually boarding the wagon, and tormenting riders with up close and personal encounters. 
SCARINESS - 7, The ride through these woods is dark and unnerving to most, readily apparent from the reactions of our co-riders.  "Head Hunter" pursuit is quite fear instilling, as is the truck chase.
DESIGN - 7, Impressive length, and the slow speed of the tractor makes the trip more intense than it otherwise would be.  Some exhibitions were unoccupied, and dead spots, while difficult to avoid, do exist.  New funeral scene is unique, impressive and attention getting, while elimination of burning lake effect is unfortunate, as well as a substantial loss.  Climactic finish is a welcomed addition.  Timing wasn't the greatest, as a group of 5 or 6 monsters chose to board the wagon simultaneous with occurence of the overhead surprise distracting the passengers, thus many of them missed it.  Still miss the '05 lemonade stand that sprayed a mist of "blood" as you rode by.
PROPS - 6½, A few are poorly lit, and the course provides plenty of opportunities throughout the woods to expand the decor.  Flaming pipes and "cauldrons" are best, but losing the burning lake effect hurts the score.
VALUE - 8½, One of the most affordable attractions around, retaining the same $8 fee for at least the fourth consecutive year - practically unheard of these days.
RATING:  7, One of our sentimental favorites, the Hamilton Hayride benefits the non-profit Izaak Walton League of America, and all the ghosts and goblins are volunteers.  Combine and truck chases, and overhead surprise make it worth the price of admission.  It's been so unseasonably warm this year that it hasn't been needed, but as the October nights begin to turn chilly, a cozy bonfire will add a mysterious tone to the overall setting, while accompany the queue line - it's flames lighting the darkened environment, and reassuring guests with warmth and comfort.  The Gatekeeper opens the gate each Friday and Saturday night at 6:30, and closes it promptly at 11.  Children under 3 ride free.

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 9, Exactly 20 min.
ACTORS - 7½, A few more monsters in the dark, isolated woods in comparison to last season, all doing their best to provide surprising scares, but mostly masks, still very little dialogue, and quite a few undersized actors.  Most surprising encounters occur within The Castle of Doom. 
SCARINESS - 7, Loud scary music fills much of the trail, although there are some areas that are devoid of sound entirely.  The music from the dj isn’t nearly as audible along the trail as it was a year ago.  Combining this with the additional characters present in the woods this year would ordinarily raise the fright lever, but taking away the multiple chainsaw, caged entrapment is a major negative (discussed below), and holds down the score. 
DESIGN - 7, Reversing the direction of the trail gives it a fresh look, and the maze is just as powerful a finish as it is on the front end, although it sacrifices the Castle of Doom façade.  The path is long, but so is the distance between scenes.  While being left alone in the dark allows one’s nerves to gain an upper hand, repetition results in dead zones which have to be covered by actors, and that's not always the case.  There's more activity in the woods this season, as opposed to last, as well as additional scenes, which again, would be rewarded by raising the rating, if not for doing away with the fenced in, multiple chainsaw entrapment.  It may seem a bit harsh to penalize the attraction for removing a single scene, but it was the most terrifying aspect of the trail.  Eliminating the “hit and run” driver didn’t help matters either, and the loss of such high impact scares needs to be compensated for with more of the same.
PROPS - 7, Barrel toss, and falling panel deliver great surprises, and the yielding ground is a trademark of Jamestown.  Spider surprise is another 2007 absentee.
VALUE - 7½, $10, same as last year earns you a lengthy trip through the dark spooky woods.  A loud, scary soundtrack improves the mood, but losing one of the more startling scenes, and THE most frightening incident hurts this score as well. 
RATING:  7, This enjoyable, adventuresome trail could easily score in the 8's with just a few alterations.  It's already one of the lengthier ones around, provides quite a few unique scares you just don't find elsewhere, and plenty of opportunities for your nerves to get the better of you.  Addressing the sound issue so that dj music can’t be heard throughout the woods is a step in the right direction. The Castle maze surprises, and sinking floors are trademarks of the haunt that give it an identity, which many attractions lack. The Jamestown Haunted Woods can always be counted upon to deliver quality seasonal scares.  Pay them a visit for some good old fashioned Halloween fun! 

Analysis;
LENGTH - 7, 10 minutes.
ACTORS - 8, Loud screams from a fairly intense cast doing their utmost to provide scares, just not a large enough crew to rate higher.
SCARINESS - 7½, Darkness, disorienting music, and lots of startles from overzealous characters.  The experience is just a little too short in duration.  Climax is well done, and preceding disorientation builds up to it nicely.
DESIGN - 7, Not an abundant amount of décor considering the multiple mazes, plus much of the attraction is housed in tents.  Monsters directed us in the proper direction a little too soon, and a little too often while inside the mazes.  The remainder of the course wasn’t as clear as it could’ve been, and characters again were forced to aid navigation.
PROPS - 6½, Could really benefit from additional scenes, and augmenting the décor.
VALUE - 7, $9 with coupon is the going rate in the area, but may be a bit over ambitious for a new haunt trying to attract a fan base.  The venue could become better established at a quicker rate if they discounted admission.
RATING:  7, The best, thus highest rated NEW haunt of the season, to date.  Pretty intense while it lasts, and aptly named for its disorienting, confusing experience.  Would be nice if the length and variety of the mazes could be expanded upon, and if the characters weren’t so eager to point you in the right direction.  With continued improvement, Absolutely Deranged has a lot of potential, and brings a unique theme to its area.

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 7½, Between 10 and 15 minutes.
ACTORS - 6, Numerous creatures jumping out of the surrounding brush, the most to date, but many are smaller in stature, and thus not as scary as their adult counterparts.  Michael, chainsaw loony and especially "Wolfie" are standouts.  Still wish they’d capitalize on the adjoining creek area by introducing some sort of Swamp Monster, possibly in a wet suit, given the name of the attraction.
SCARINESS - 7, Spooky music and other sound effects accompany your expedition through the dark, intimidating Swamp.  Concealed ghouls spring forth seemingly out of nowhere.  More adult actors would help immensely.  Would also be more frightening without a guide. 
DESIGN - 7½, Continued additions are having a noticeable impact, although much of the attraction remains unchanged.  This year’s edition is the best yet! 
PROPS - 7, A few extra scenes are filling in dead spots.  Flames and spiders continue to offer some of the haunt’s best surprises.  Spark inducing chainsaw is one of a kind, and something you just won’t see anyplace else! 
VALUE - 10, An unheard of bargain in this day and age, costing only $5 with a readily available coupon.  If you don’t have one, just ask and ye shall receive!
RATING:  7, For the second consecutive year, continued expansion and additional scenes and props are making this fun little trail better than ever before.  The Haunted Swamp carries the most unique name in the industry, but still is in desperate need of a signature creature.  While it may not be the most technologically advanced haunt around, it sure is fun, and one we always look forward to visiting.  The cost is only $5 a head, so how can you go wrong?  Especially since they operate as a non-profit, area fundraiser.

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 7½, almost 15 min. 
ACTORS - 8½, Most gave enthusiastic performances in bringing their characters to life, providing startles, and often following close behind us along the trail.  Victims portrayed their roles with believability, desperately calling out for help, or warning us of impending danger.  Crazed, chase-out character gives you something to remember, and the gun toting stalker provides a top notch scare or two.
SCARINESS - 7½, Close proximity of surprises, and the intense actors  are major attributes, but just too many dead spots, especially descending the hill to rate higher.  Expect improvements in this category over time as the haunt continues to expand and grow. 
DESIGN - 7, Beginning and end scenes rank higher.  The extravagant mine entrance that captivates thrillseekers from the get go, and the voice distortion finish are standouts.  Cemetery and other structures are nice, but need many more like them.  Sound effects (dripping water in the mineshaft, scary music in the cemetery, and the voice distorted ending) are most impressive, and strategically located throughout.  The two weakest zones occur just outside the cemetery where highway traffic is noticeably visible through the open field, then the area surrounding the descent down a hillside is too barren, and devoid of props and actors.  A few characters and props here, and possibly some thunder and lightning would have a tremendous impact on this part of the trail.
PROPS - 5, More scenes are required, and dead zones mentioned above are crying out for attention.  A few animatronics would help out immensely.
VALUE - 7, While in their second season, this is the first year at a new location, and $10 seems a bit steep considering the numerous other options in the area, and the fact that they're still working to establish themselves and attract a following.  Perhaps a discount coupon on their website would be a good idea. 
RATING: 7, An encouraging effort considering they were forced to pack up and relocate following their debut season.  Everyone here seems intent on making sure patrons experience their utmost performances.  Actors and mood setting sounds are standouts.  A little more attention to the trail itself will elevate their ranking.  Some good scares and characters have established a good foundation on which to build.  Correcting a few flaws can have a drastic effect on the overall score.  Their goal is to hear people come out saying it was the best time they ever had.  Judging from the energy level of the crew, it will be interesting to watch them strive to achieve their vision..  It's already an enjoyable trail that will continue to get better not only from year to year, but from week to week as well.  When visiting Springboro, don't forget to schedule a visit to Spinetinglers.  And while you're there, be sure to pick up one of their awesome t-shirts - some of the best we've seen.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 6, 8 minutes
ACTORS - 7½, Good use of make-up.  Axe-wielding brute offers best dialogue, and his sister delivers the overall best performance.  Increasing the number of adult characters as well as their aggressiveness, while reassigning child actors to non-primary scare roles would raise the score.
SCARINESS - 7½, Darkness, screams, and entrapments provide the majority of the scares.  Lengthening the experience and raising the confrontational capacity of the actors would be most beneficial.
DESIGN - 7, As mentioned, a bit on the short side.  Dead ends and secret doors are a nice touch, and a solid foundation to build upon, but it’s mostly a maze and needs to take more advantage of the spooky old house by expanding décor, adding scenes, and detailing rooms.  Arming Grandma with some sort of weapon, and introducing changes in sounds and lighting might be a nice touch, and the fountain could be better utilized.
PROPS - 5, The weakest area of the attraction.  Plenty of opportunities exist for future improvement upon expansion into the upstairs floor, and currently unused rooms.
VALUE - 8, Reasonably priced and includes the trail as an added bonus.
RATING:  7, The house really looks “haunted!”  (Check the upstairs window!) The authentic structure could become home to one of the area’s scariest attractions if utilized to its maximum potential, as opposed to just playing host to a maze.  Decorating themed rooms, introducing more entrapments, and expanding on the positives that already exist are on the horizon for 2008, as Mayhem Mansion prepares to make its presence known around the local haunt scene.

Analysis:
LENGTH – 6½, a little under 10 minutes long.
ACTORS – 7, Could benefit from a larger cast, and some face to face, threatening encounters to compliment the pursuits.  Good dialogue, and loud screams throughout.
SCARINESS – 7, The journey through the dark, isolated woods is the primary scare, supported by screams, shots, several chainsaws, and the big surprise finish.
DESIGN – 6, The trail isn’t that long, and consists of many unadorned areas.  While such isolation provides ample opportunity for one’s nerves to get the better of them, there simply isn’t near enough scenery along the way, other than the graveyard.  Also, the entrance to the trail is a little out of the way.
PROPS – 4, Even fewer than in the house itself, with the big finish being best and most memorable.  Need to expand the décor along the trail, with additional detailed scenes like the cemetery, and maybe some more surprises in order to eliminate dead spots.
VALUE – 7, A nice compliment to Mayhem Mansion, but weaker on its own.
RATING:  6, The trail scores higher as an added bonus with paid admission to Mayhem Mansion, than it would as a stand alone attraction.  Serving to support the main event as an alternately themed haunt, Terror on the Lakes needs more in the way of scenery, decoration, and monsters in order to take the next step necessary to compete with more established trails.  Expect continued improvement through the upcoming years, as the hosts intend to provide some of the best scares in the area.

Analysis:
LENGTH – 9½, 25 minutes!
ACTORS – 7, Mostly masks, but some welcomed dialogue.  Monsters did their best to provide scares, but need more to cover dead zones.  Banging their weapons loudly against the wagon is an intimidating touch.
SCARINESS – 7, Bulldozer and surprise are best.  Also like the way characters bang their weapons on the wagon while giving chase or onboard.
DESIGN – 6, A lengthy course, and a novel finish exiting the wagon into a haunted house.  Surprise and bulldozer pursuit are excellently placed, but need many more like them.  Graveyard is about the only detailed area along the way.  Love the pre and post ride antics.  There’s just too many uneventful, undecorated areas to score higher.
PROPS – 5, Other than those already mentioned, there’s not much else to see.  Plenty of opportunities exist to fill in barren areas with some sort of action and/or décor.
VALUE – 7, It’s a fun, lengthy ride, but needs to provide many more scenes and scares to rate higher.  New attractions should hold prices down their first season in order to better establish not only themselves on the haunt scene, but a fan base as well.  Expecting to debut at the average going rate is a tough way to go, and keeps many away.
RATING:  6½, Hayrides are always fun, and this first year haunt is no exception.  Look for them to learn from their first year experiences, and in the meantime, pay them a visit for a seasonal good time!

Analysis: 
LENGTH - 8, 15 minutes. 
ACTORS - 7, All do their best to promote surprises and startles, but very little dialogue, and mostly masks.  Bungee monster and chainsaw lunatics are best.
SCARINESS - 7, Darkness is the primary fear factor, accompanied by traditionally scary music.  Quad attack from out of the darkness is perhaps the most terrifying.  Need to improve upon the scenes, both in quality and quantity in order to score higher.
DESIGN - 6, A nice trail from a length standpoint, great music, and characters are well hidden in the woods, but just not enough props to score any higher. 
PROPS - 4, Soft ground and bungee attack are most memorable. Plenty of room for improvement in this department as the haunt continues to grow.
VALUE - 5½, $10 is a bit overzealous for a first year haunt, but they do have some unique events taking place, so if you're nearby and looking for some scares, give it a go. 
RATING:  6, Any new undertaking is always difficult, but the trail is in good hands with experienced workers from other local haunts, both past and present.  If you're in the Hamilton area, stop by and visit the friendly folks at The Walk of Terror.  It just may turn out to be your last walk ever!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 7, Just over 10 min.
ACTORS - 6, Those present did their best to frighten us, but needed many more, especially aliens, and perhaps an as yet uninfected army regimen chasing through the wooded area waving their rifles.
SCARINESS - 6½, Could potentially score higher with  more action from additional characters. 
DESIGN -7, A unique theme sets them apart from traditional haunts.  An original, although unproven concept, and not exactly what one would expect to be associated with Halloween.  Likely to improve over time, as scenes and characters continue to be added.  The chainsaw chase-out doesn't make sense. 
PROPS - 6, Flying saucers are best, and the lab set-up is nice, but could stand quite a bit more, which is sure to come as the haunt continues to grow. 
VALUE - 4, $10 is somewhat overzealous.  Just don't see a family of 4 investing $42, considering their close proximity to much larger, less expensive productions.  Parking proceeds benefit the Gratis Volunteer Fire Department.
RATING:  6, Would recommend adding some government officials early on discussing the situation among themselves in order to better inform patrons of what they're about to witness.   Additional military personnel would also be an attribute, as would the presence of some threatening aliens.  Just about any plausible characters would be beneficial.  This first year haunt is unique, but has a lot of unrecognized potential.  Try to take advantage of the Friday night discount coupon if possible.

Analysis:
LENGTH – 9½, 25 minutes.
ACTORS – 3, The tour guide does a commendable job telling the ghost stories, but others offer little more than a few sudden burst out of the darkness surprises and an occasional “rah!”
SCARINESS – 3, The storytelling is the primary scare, but not overwhelmingly frightening.
DESIGN – 2, A fairly long trail, but unadorned, and devoid of any sort of soundtrack, or supporting substructures.  So much more could be done along the way to compliment the storytelling. 
PROPS – 0, Less than a handful throughout the entire duration of the path.  Scenes reenacting the various recounted events might be a nice touch. 
VALUE – 1, $12 is ridiculously high.  Hearing the ghost stories provides the only value, and they may as well be told around the comfort of a warm campfire, as the trail is undecorated, and provides few other surprises and scares.
RATING:  2½, The attraction itself is unique in the telling of mysterious, spooky ghost stories with a local twist,  but there’s nothing in the way of accompaniment that actually warrants the trek through the woods.  While the narrations are enjoyable, the overall experience might rate higher on the scale of seasonal Halloween entertainment, as opposed to an actual haunted attraction.  The event serves as a fundraiser for the Northern Kentucky Xtreme semi-pro football team, and parking revenues benefit Mikaila Salensky and her family.

Analysis:
It’s a novel idea, but needs to be tremendously expanded upon to even warrant consideration.  Coming from a rail fan with a high admiration for trains, it pains me to say I’m flabbergasted that someone would ask $12 for such an effortless, 6 minute exhibition – a gesture that’s beyond bad for the entire industry, and tarnishes the reputation of quality haunts.  The actors are all kids, the most memorable of which is the nurse, and she’s not scary.  Each car is dedicated to a unique theme, but the experience is just way too short, and the cemetery is mostly uneventful.  Props consist of spider webs, body parts, and little more.  Touring the vintage passenger cars offers the only value.
RATING:  1